I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

space dad goes souvenir shopping

i’m losing my mind

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

oh

just realized Star Trek Asylum is available in the U.K. and my kindle account is still set to the U.K…so guess who just downloaded it and plans to ruin my work day by staying up to read this book all night

Mood. I'm currently considering ruining my sleep schedule to dive into this 😂 I'm only on page 30 and already need to scream about so many things (complimentary).

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

tags by @eridan-ampora

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

I mean that about sums it up

official linguistics post

reblog if you need a hug

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug

i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

#HELLO IT IS TIME FOR MY FAVORITE FACT#which is that sometimes when the flowers close there is a little bee inside#spending the night all cozy and safe in his little nook#specifically male squash bees do this in squash flowers#look at a field of squash or pumpkins at night and there are little guys snoozing in there#this knowledge brings me such joy that i must share it with the world (tags via @scribefindegil)

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

Sharing this again for anyone who could use a few seconds of peace and light today for whatever reason.

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies!

From requests: cookie kudos — you've already left kudos here — should be sleeping kudos

HTML codes under the cut.

happy 100k notes to this post i guess??

UPDATE since the original image links to Third kudos, nth kudos, and yet another kudos are sorta broken, here are some new ones:

and remember you're more than welcome to save these images and upload them wherever/to your image host of choice! 💖

TIP: if the codes don't work, make sure the quotation marks are straight:

not curly:

simply deleting and re-typing them in the ao3 comment box should fix this!

*** TAPS MIC***

Is this thing on?? 🤣 Yes!!

Ok, good!! Let's do this!!

Hello, everyone!! It's almost that time of year again: 28 days until the first of December and FIFTY TWO until Christmas Day. Where did the year go??

@elephant-in-the-pride-parade and @gijane-7702 be posting for sign-ups soon ... Keep an eye out!!

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings