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something to believe in

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nikki. twenty-six. she/her. isfp. ravenclaw. halloween enthusiast. lover of musical theater. secret agent. anxiety riddled adventurer. dreamer. artist of sorts.
(( basically an archived blog at this point but i'll prob still post every once in a while idk anymore ))
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geronipond

so i saw aaron tveit (enjolras from the les mis movie) in hairspray on broadway a long time ago and it was during my tom boy phase and I waited outside the stage door and i was wearing a hat and when he got to me, he said “hey little dude” and i looked up and he just goes “not a dude”

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Chewie, We’re home!!!

HOW DARE SOMEONE MAKE SOMETHING SO ADORABLE AND FANTASTIC

@thatkidseann look at this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

shit man i had my doubts but the young han solo film looks fucking awesome

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I get the impression that Specs just wanders around the lodging house without a shirt on all the time and it really bothers Race, because Specs will wake up in the middle of winter and refuse to put his shirt on until he absolutely has to and Race is just standing there in as many layers as he can wear and he’ll be like “Don’t you ever get cold? What the hell is wrong with you, Specs?”

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i love how sebastian stan plays hands-down one of the most (at first glance) terrifying characters in all of marvel yet he’s the cast member who’s constantly like “i fell off a car” “i walked into a wall” “my pants kept falling down” “i was so starstruck by robert redford i ran into a fridge”

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glassescat

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

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OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

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Anonymous asked:

Did you guys get effected by the 1896 Heat Wave? Was it bad seein all the people that died from strokes and stuff?

I would tell you, but I can’t remember that far back. On account of my age, which has been scaled back a decade or two. I won’t even see my first birthday until next year.

Some people say I can’t pass for an infant, but those people obviously haven’t seen how loud I can scream when things don’t go my way. When you’ve been on the planet for the short time that I have, dignity ain’t really a thing. Decorum, neither. We just scream our heads off and hopes people believe us that this is the worst heat wave the city’s ever seen.

What do you mean, what heatwave? There’s a heatwave, an earthquake, and a hurricane headed towards us right now. You can read all about it for the low price of one penny. I think I saw a line about a blizzard, too. Blizzards go hand in hand with heat waves. Where you see one, you can count on another. Take it up with Pulitzer if you don’t believe me. He wrote all about it on page - you know what, I can’t remember. You can find out, though. It’ll only cost a penny.

You know what’s free? Jumping in the river during a heat wave. You know what’s great? When there’s a heat wave, and Police Commissioner Roosevelt give out free ice. You know what’s awful? Let’s not get into it. But involves all the creatures that don’t make it through the heatwave. There’s a reason I ain’t going into details here. Maybe Pulitzer will publish an 1896 retrospective, and you can read the gory details for yourself.

Look, I ain’t in the business of telling horror stories. Like, ghosts popping up and heads rolling around and all of that. I ain’t Shakespeare. So maybe there’s certain things we should leave back in 1896.

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