something to believe in

i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science 

but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him

the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position

god bless ian malcolm

The best part is that at the Jurassic Park 25th Anniversary at Universal Studios, the assistant director verified that the shirt opening and pose was 100% Jeff’s decision and Jeff didnt even ask Steven Spielberg’s permission first. He just did it.

that’s such a Jeff Goldblum thing of him to do

Jurassic Park Aesthetic for Anon

do i know that jurassic park could never happen? yes, absolutely. do i know that it should never happen? yes, absolutely. do i still wish it could happen? yes, absolutely.

I love Jurassic Park, okay?

Blue in the Fallen Kingdom First Look

Jurassic Park preproduction illustrations by John Gurche

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Jurassic World vs Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

♥ DINO DAD ♥

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

I hadn’t considered Jurassic Park as a solution to the Dump Truck presidency but I’ll take it

One of my new favorite things is finding images from the Jurassic Park franchise that show the dinosaurs being treated like actual actors. So here are a few of my faves, enjoy^^

Claire being directed by Steven Spielberg

Rexy apparently being calmed or coached by Stan Winston

The Spinosaurus getting a stern look from Mr. Winston. Looks like she’s complaining about the work schedule to me XD

Joe Johnston having a bit of a meeting with cast and crew^^

Touching up a Raptors makeup, lol.

Vincent D'Onofrio schmoozing with Delta between scenes XD

And one of my all time favorites, the hapless goat that Rexy gobbles up being given last minute acting tips XD

This is my favorite post in tumblr from now on

i mean i get that the entire theme of the franchise is “this is a terrible idea” but

if there were a real jurassic park/world

i’d totally go

i’d die

but i’d totally go

a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

then when you’ve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble you’re in for the second