elise

lord take away all of megan thee stallion’s pain and please give it to biden

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

thsi is literally fucking killing me

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???

guys you’re never gonna fucking guess what they’re making me do again today

okay now they’re just being mean

thank god. weekend

You’re Shitting Me

you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn't retroactively erased from existence by the time beam