The sun is hot I'd fuck the sun

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE GROCERY STORE EMPLOYEES THIS WEEK

we need more male femme fatale characters. just a guy whose only role in the story is to look pretty, lie to cops and poison his husband.

I'VE BEEN PAINTING AND IT TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFUL

I typed “I’m done with my shit” instead of “shift” here when I was 9 and got banned temporarily, and I cried so much and my mom was like “if you keep swearing online no company will hire you as an adult” and today still I don’t fucking know why she said that bc it made me cry even more.

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

Look. I built my OC colors using your cat's pallet, op. (I have to say thank you for sharing her)

The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

gay_irl

gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

Always reblog Gib Bagul