"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan

PSYCH 2.09 | Bounty Hunters!

Lmao I'm at @suddenrundown's house right now???? What is this, a crossover episode

cloysterbell from my dashboard is in my living room

so the thing about Leverage is that by the fifth season you'll get to an episode called "The D.B. Cooper Job" and think to yourself, ah, of course, this thematic title hints at some kind of aerial crime, or perhaps a case of needing to vanish with a lot of money. Which is why it is so fucking insane that two minutes into the episode Agent McSweeten looks directly onto the camera and asks "hey can you guys please literally solve the real actual D.B. Cooper cold case. it would really mean a lot to my dad."

girls only want one thing

bread

hey guys sorry i took a na💀p has anyone seen The Skull do we know where it went

Cry me a fucking river

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how do i explain how i and the many strangers who have been stranded on this fucked up desert island of a website for the last 8+ years reached a state of time-traveling collective catharsis last night without first having to summarize entire geologic eras of internet fandom culture

#my therapist at the start of the session: you seem? happy??  #me: okay so there’s this show I’ve never watched called supernatural ( @pastelbunn )

happy anniversary to the single most experience i will ever have on the internet

does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious

know your history.

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “november 5th 2020” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw vladimir putin resign

my buddy mutual pacing: destiel is canon in spanish

what a week huh?

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*

Happy 3rd Anniversary to those who celebrate the tumblr high holy Week of November 3rd

Via @racethewind10