youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

We done told Meemaw not to go on no more adventures. We said at her, "Listen, Meemaw, you are 83 goddamn years old and the doctor says you can't go on no more adventures, it's bad for your ticker." But she done got up her hauberk and that god-killin axe of hers and went right out there and fuckin died and now I gotta go back out there to the dragon's lair with the Staff of Resurrection after her ass *again*.

Weren't her heart or nuthin, tho. She got et by the dragon.

it's true and you should say it.

coming out of the tags to say that some of us have been saying this for years and have been called all manner of degenerates, perverts, and pedophiles over it, and we really deserve an apology we will never receive

Parker, Hardison and Eliot in Leverage (2008-2012) and Leverage: Redemption (2021-)

Item: free trunk (not haunted)

The mimics are learning.

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

saw this thumbnail at the edge of my vision while watching a different youtube video and for one single, glorious moment, i thought it was philomena cunk inexplicably chosen as the spokesperson for the american affordable care act, ready to talk me through open enrollment and finding a plan that works for me, and obviously that makes zero sense for a wide variety of reasons, but that one solitary second where it did appear to be the case—it's gonna stick with me, i think.

how to get the "watch along" experience with any show — old or new (and avoid spoilers, too!)

step 1: look up the dates when each episode aired

step 2: go to the tumblr search bar

step 3: type the show's tag + advanced search operators "since:YYYY-MM-DD before:YYYY-MM-DD" to target the range of days after the episode you watched came out but before the next episode aired

step 4: enjoy posts, discussions, meta, gifsets, memes, etc. that are relevant to the specific episode you just watched — spoiler-free!

happy watching!

(note that because of some backend tumblr limitations, this only works for shows that aired in 2017 or later. sorry early 2010s shows 🥲)

fascinating post I made in 2018

I am such a huge horse nerd and I apologize. :( But I’m really tired of seeing girths that are halfway down a horse’s stomach. This may not be interesting to anyone who is not me, but I like to draw fancy saddles and ridiculously long shanks on bits. Also, horses are the only animal I can draw, so I take advantage of that.

I hope this helps some frustrated non-horsey artists in at least some small way. Remember, when in doubt, add some buckles and some rings. :)

@horsefigureoftheday here’s a cheat sheet on horse tack.

THANK YOU

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

Happy birthday to a platform that has contributed to so many positive aspects of my life: real life friends, online friends, global understanding, mental health, writing inspiration, career objectives, joy in a favorite hobby, self-esteem as a writer, and license to WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

Preach I guess

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe