in an emergency, i can top

literally there is NO higher compliment 2 me than someone watching smth bc I wrote about it, hope you had a great time!! it's a very silly movie I love it dearly lmao :^)

and god Yeah. rlly need more directors to start slutting josh hartnett out like this bc between the SWAT gear and his tits out at the end I was like a rabid dog in that theater. m night shyamalan I will ride for u 4ever

planned parenthood waived most of the fees for my hrt checkup can I get a fucking W in the chat

approximately three times a day i have to stop in my tracks and say out loud ˡⁱˡ ⁿᵃˢ…. ˡⁱˡ ⁿᵃˢˢˢ…. ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒʳᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵃᵖˢ

macready the thing I have strong homoerotic feelings for u

my triumphant return

rereading a posted fic and spotting all the grammatical errors....................

everytime I watch the lost boys I remember the tlb x marine biologist!reader I've been formulating for five years and go briefly insane about it. perhaps 2024 is the year I actually write something

if I had a nickel for every time I got horny for "kinda pathetic manipulator with a clubfoot" characters in the year of our lord 2024 I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice???

going to a screening of the lost boys tn with themed food + cocktails october is truly My Time

IF ANYONE SAW THAT DRAFT GET POSTED. NO TF YOU DID NOT.

hey quick question why is the tumblr gif function SO fucking ass. like I know I've been away for a bit but it was not always this bad!!!

not to be a theater kid on main but god it's so unfair that patrick page not only looks Like That but also sounds Like That. like eurydice girl I get u I'd fly south too iykwim - [shot]

day 20: cunnilingus - tiffany valentine

my beautiful princess with a disorder literally no one needs to get eaten out more than her

hihi anon! i'm trying not to double up on characters and received another day 27 rq right before you, so I'll be doing a full-length fill for that one 🙏 HOWEVER much like with the ash rq, i might do a little bonus fill!! as a treat 😘

day 27: hatefuck/angry sex - enver gortash

[rings my little dinner bell] attention bloodybrahms i have a succulent baldurian meal for u