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well I can’t write a shopping list in Louisiana French yet, but I do have some headcanon worldbuilding around languages spoken in the One Piece setting:

(feel free to use these concepts in your works!)

first up is Seatongue

  • the “lingua Franca” of the sea, spoken by almost all seafaring people. also the language of the World Government (but see below)
  • roughly equivalent to English, especially because it borrows heavily from dozens of seafaring languages
  • Chopper, Nami, and Franky’s first language and in general the language spoken among the Straw Hats

Celestial

  • the language of the Celestial Dragons, descended from the language on the Poneglyphs but not at all mutually intelligible with it
  • roughly equivalent to a hyper-purist form of “colonial English”
  • rarely used any more even among Celestials because Seatongue is just more convenient. However, World Government laws are written in it and the Reverie is conducted in it
  • the first language of the Donquixote family and of Sabo

Façon

  • roughly equivalent to French: a language associated with food, art, music, sophistication, and really fucking brutal violence
  • Zeff's first language is a dialect of this that is roughly equivalent to Lousiana/Cajun French called Façon Nousaut. Nousaut is the language spoken in the Baratie kitchens, and Sanji considers it his "true" native language (he speaks it at a native level because he learned it as a child, but his first language is auf Norden--see below)

auf Norden

  • the native language of Germa and of several neighboring nations
  • roughly equivalent to German--a harsh-sounding language associated with war and brusque severity, but very complex and actually quite beautiful if spoken with the right attitude
  • shares roots with Celestial, which bolsters Judge's claim that his family are Dragons
  • the first language of Brook and of the Vinsmoke family

Kalaam

  • the native language of Alabasta and neighboring nations
  • roughly equivalent to Arabic--a vowel-heavy language and a common source of loanwords that have to do with math, science, and philosophy
  • the first language of Yasopp and of Vivi (although they speak wildly different dialects of it). Usopp grew up speaking Kalaam and Seatongue equally

Wanogo

  • the native language of Wano and of nations descended from it, such as Shimotsuki
  • roughly equivalent to Japanese-- a language with lots of fine distinctions of formality and nuance which is mainly written ideographically
  • associated with poetry and craftsmanship. also associated with a certain "foreign-ness" among many other people, mainly due to Wano's long isolation
  • due to Shimotsuki's long heritage of swordsmithing it is traditional to name swords in Wanogo, whether or not the smith actually comes from a Wano-descended nation. some may call this a deeply cynical marketing ploy, but....
  • Zoro's native language

Norður

  • the native language of a few nations in the North Blue
  • vaguely related to auf Norden
  • roughly equivalent to Icelandic--spoken by very few people, with a vocabulary that relies heavily on coinages and eschews loanwords
  • the native language of Sora and of Law. Sanji dimly remembers a few words of it
  • Law's dialect of Norður is nearly extinct, and his accent seems weird to most other speakers

Piscine

  • the native language of Fishmen and merfolk
  • no equivalence among spoken real-world languages
  • relies heavily on gestures since sound gets distorted easily underwater. also features an array of clicking and whistling sounds
  • some say that Piscine outright can't be spoken with a human mouth
  • "Piscine" itself is the Seatongue word for the language. the word for Piscine in Piscine is, appropriately, a gesture
  • Jinbei's native language

(quick angst addition: the tradition of naming high-end weapons in Wanogo is why Judge named his offspring in that language despite Germa’s native language being auf Norden)

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well I can’t write a shopping list in Louisiana French yet, but I do have some headcanon worldbuilding around languages spoken in the One Piece setting:

(feel free to use these concepts in your works!)

first up is Seatongue

  • the “lingua Franca” of the sea, spoken by almost all seafaring people. also the language of the World Government (but see below)
  • roughly equivalent to English, especially because it borrows heavily from dozens of seafaring languages
  • Chopper, Nami, and Franky’s first language and in general the language spoken among the Straw Hats

Celestial

  • the language of the Celestial Dragons, descended from the language on the Poneglyphs but not at all mutually intelligible with it
  • roughly equivalent to a hyper-purist form of “colonial English”
  • rarely used any more even among Celestials because Seatongue is just more convenient. However, World Government laws are written in it and the Reverie is conducted in it
  • the first language of the Donquixote family and of Sabo

Façon

  • roughly equivalent to French: a language associated with food, art, music, sophistication, and really fucking brutal violence
  • Zeff's first language is a dialect of this that is roughly equivalent to Lousiana/Cajun French called Façon Nousaut. Nousaut is the language spoken in the Baratie kitchens, and Sanji considers it his "true" native language (he speaks it at a native level because he learned it as a child, but his first language is auf Norden--see below)

auf Norden

  • the native language of Germa and of several neighboring nations
  • roughly equivalent to German--a harsh-sounding language associated with war and brusque severity, but very complex and actually quite beautiful if spoken with the right attitude
  • shares roots with Celestial, which bolsters Judge's claim that his family are Dragons
  • the first language of Brook and of the Vinsmoke family

Kalaam

  • the native language of Alabasta and neighboring nations
  • roughly equivalent to Arabic--a vowel-heavy language and a common source of loanwords that have to do with math, science, and philosophy
  • the first language of Yasopp and of Vivi (although they speak wildly different dialects of it). Usopp grew up speaking Kalaam and Seatongue equally

Wanogo

  • the native language of Wano and of nations descended from it, such as Shimotsuki
  • roughly equivalent to Japanese-- a language with lots of fine distinctions of formality and nuance which is mainly written ideographically
  • associated with poetry and craftsmanship. also associated with a certain "foreign-ness" among many other people, mainly due to Wano's long isolation
  • due to Shimotsuki's long heritage of swordsmithing it is traditional to name swords in Wanogo, whether or not the smith actually comes from a Wano-descended nation. some may call this a deeply cynical marketing ploy, but....
  • Zoro's native language

Norður

  • the native language of a few nations in the North Blue
  • vaguely related to auf Norden
  • roughly equivalent to Icelandic--spoken by very few people, with a vocabulary that relies heavily on coinages and eschews loanwords
  • the native language of Sora and of Law. Sanji dimly remembers a few words of it
  • Law's dialect of Norður is nearly extinct, and his accent seems weird to most other speakers

Piscine

  • the native language of Fishmen and merfolk
  • no equivalence among spoken real-world languages
  • relies heavily on gestures since sound gets distorted easily underwater. also features an array of clicking and whistling sounds
  • some say that Piscine outright can't be spoken with a human mouth
  • "Piscine" itself is the Seatongue word for the language. the word for Piscine in Piscine is, appropriately, a gesture
  • Jinbei's native language
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Natural Black Hair Tutorial! Usually Black hair is excluded in the hair tutorials which I have seen so I have gone through it in depth because it’s really not enough to tell someone simply, “Black hair is really curly, draw it really curly." 

The next part of Black Hair In Depth will feature styles and ideas for designing characters and I will release it around February. If you would like to see certain styles, please shoot me a message!

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subbyp

controversial opinion

Henri Matisse sucks

look at this horseshit

(The Conversation)

if you’re gonna abstract down and tweak the perspective, do it for a purpose, my GOD. Why the fuck is the woman’s chair floating in midair? Why is the man’s body posture so stiff and unnatural? And get a load of that brushwork around the grating in the window. That is, and I say this sincerely, kindergarten coloring-book level without even the passion and visual interest that actual four-year-olds bring to their work. 

I can’t believe this. If I drew this, I’d scrap it and start over, but this is hanging in the Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg. Why?? Why are we pretending that this is a good painting? Just because he was a good portraitist when he could be bothered, we’re now obligated to think that everything that came off his brush was sheer genius as though he was Leonardo da Fuckin’ Vinci. Give me a break! FAUVISM DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, PEOPLE! Look at this:

(Self-Portrait in the Studio, Andre Derain)

Yes, this is still made out of big chunky brushstrokes and colors that are more figurative than literal. Yes, the perspective is tilted. Yes, the background is basically made out of paint smears. 

But you know what? It has some fucking personality. The posture of the subject is natural rather than upright and rigid. The face is described by shadows instead of just plopped onto the skull. The traces of blue and purple on the skin give it a sense of life and vibrancy. The gaps in the brushwork occur across the whole work, lending it a sense of haste, rather than in one section, lending it a sense of the artist giving up and going home. The background doesn’t stop existing when the painter’s done with the focal point of the image. This is a painting that was made with intention.

I give up. Fuck Matisse.

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prokopetz

One of the funniest things about Bram Stoker’s Dracula is that it’s mentioned in passing that most of Dracula’s powers don’t even have anything to do with the fact that he’s a vampire; he can do all that stuff because – and I swear I’m not making this up – in his youth he attended a magic school whose headmaster was the actual Devil. This is never followed up on.

Basically, what I mean to say is that you can picture a scenario where any fictional devil you care to name is a teacher at a magic school where one of the students is kid Dracula, and this would be a totally canon-compliant crossover.

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azzandra

Was… he a student at the Scholomance? Is this why the Western world is familiar with solomonari even though in Romania it’s such an obscure mythological reference??

That’s pretty much exactly what happened. Bram Stoker read one (1) book on Eastern European folklore that had a bit on the Scholomance in it, threw a passing reference to it into Dracula’s backstory, and English-speaking audiences have been going “hey, what the fuck?” ever since!

(Incidentally, this means that if you’re doing one of those classic crossovers where Victor Frankenstein ends up fighting and/or working for Dracula, Dracula absolutely gets to talk shit, because at least he finished his degree!)

Does Dracula have a PhD equivalent in dark magic? Does “Count” override “Doctor” in forms of address (I feel like this one does have a real answer)?

I’m not aware that there’s any universally accepted rule for the situation.

Outside of formal, your-name-is-your-biography introductions, the general rule is that you can have both a prenomial and a postnomial, but not two prenomials or two postnomials. There’s no postnomial for being a Count, so – assuming for the sake of argument that being instructed in blasphemous sorcery by Satan himself is a doctorate of philosophy rather than of law or medicine – that leaves “Count Dracula, PhD” as the only obvious form that would incorporate both titles.

However, academic postnomials are not used in everyday speech, so in practice he’d probably have to choose between being addressed as “Count Dracula” or “Dr. Dracula”. The rule there is to use whichever title is most immediately pertinent – e.g., “Dr.” when serving on a university’s board of directors – and otherwise to go with the individual’s stated preference, if any.

So the real question is: would Dracula prefer to be addressed as “Count Dracula” or “Dr. Dracula” in contexts where no other rule of precedence applies?

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subbyp

Dr. Acula

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decorkiki

Mens Fashion  - www.GoGetGlam.com

…. *scribbles furiously on notepad*

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thedeanzlist

Tips

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sunlit-music

For the guys, butch women and non binary people all there. I’m a woman, but I’m reblogging this for anyone who finds this useful. ❤️

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Anonymous asked:

What do you think of.... trans luigi....

JUS gonna let these speak for themselves…………

including this last pic of luigi dressed as a nurse bc it happens right after luigi infiltrates bowser’s castle disguised as peach and I found this v cute!!! And an Important addition:

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LUIGI IS TRANS AND GENDERFLUID BABEY!!

YEAH BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH BABEY

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subbyp

let! luigi! wear! the crown!

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weavemama

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

43 decades

Yet this post is the most racist shit.

How… Is this racist what?

Racism goes both ways.

How is this post racist

If I made a post that compared black people’s skulls to white people’s I’d get called a racist.  Here you are saying white people age faster.

This post is about a specific racist woman. But funny you read the statement ‘Racist people age faster’ and immediately saw it as an attack on white people.

Almost as if there’s an antiwhite bias on this site.  And racism doesn’t suddenly become okay when it’s directed toward a racist.

My point is this isn’t racism. Even if racism against white people was an actual harmfull issue, nowhere in this post is the race of her or any of the other women mentionned or alluded to. This is about racists.

So you’re trying to tell me that it’s just a coincidence that all the women on the right side just so happened to be white?

it’s the same woman………………………..

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blackaida

^^🤣

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subbyp

“Are you telling me it’s a coincidence that Katie Hopkins remained the same person and didn’t become other people?”

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as promised, here are 44 yarn-inspired palettes! feel free to use them for whatever! please reblog if you like em!

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asexualmew

One of the perks of playing “Call of Cthulhu” is that you get to play a table top game that isn’t based on a Tolkien Inspired High Fantasy world.

That’s… actually… most of them?

I need to play more tabletop games obviously lmao. I’m just so sick of the Tolkien setting, but all anyone ever seems to want to play is DnD or Pathfinder. At least with me. Then I got commissioned for work on another like-minded tabletop game. CoC was the first one I got ahold of that wasn’t like that.

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aceavengers

You should try Shadowrunners or…OR…I like the Warhammer roleplaying games.  Dark Heresy is a good one.  Or Rogue Trader.  You get to be space pirates…er ‘privateers’.

O: !!!!! I’ll look at those, thank you, Friend!

Games we’re currently playing: Shadowrun: Heist game in a cyberpunk future. You play a freelance mercenary. Eclipse Phase: Transhumanist SF horror. By default, you play an agent of a covert conspiracy designed to find and eliminate existential risks to humanity. If you’re lucky, you’ll only die once or twice. Legend of the Five Rings: Samurai in a fantasy Japan/China setting. Has some white-boy-with-Ideas-about-Japanese-Culture issues, some “we forgot whether we were talking about Japan or China halfway through writing” issues, and some “we let our plot get dictated by a CCG” issues, but still charming and fun. Star Wars: Edge of the Empire: Name says it all. Play Han Solo-like ne'er-do-wells trying to eke out an existence in the shadow of an increasingly omnipresent Empire. Games we’re not currently in but actively interested: Monsterhearts: Teen angst and also you’re a monster. If ever you wanted to play something Buffyesque, here you go. Chronicles of Darkness: This is actually like ten intercompatible game lines in an urban fantasy/horror milieu. Vampires, werewolves, mages, changelings, demons… it’s got a bit of everything. Mutants and Masterminds: Superheroes on a (heavily modified) d20 engine. Solid system for doing so, though it can suffer from an excess of fiddly bits. And so so so so many more…

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subbyp

Exalted: by the same people who do Chronicles of Darkness, it’s anime-inspired but in a good way with very little creepy weeb racism. Play as a person empowered by the gods in a world with a tottering empire. So fertile I have more than one AU based on it (but enough about me haha)

Ravenloft: ok it’s a D&D line but HEAR ME OUT it’s not high fantasy it’s gothic horror with a slim but present chance of good triumphing and it has a ton of interesting villains and I love it

Don’t Rest Your Head: a small horror game about nightmares, daydreams, and the price of power.

In Nomine: I haven’t played this game but it looks to be about warring conceptual angels and demons? seems like something fruitful

Hero System: More superheroes, with a complex but at-the-heart-of-it simple engine (I had problems with the damage system but character building was easy peasy). 

JAGS Wonderland: I adore this setting but haven’t tried the mechanics (I read RPG books for fun if you haven’t guessed). It takes the Alice in Wonderland books as a jumping off point and does so, so much more with them. Don’t play this if you have a lot of problems with unreality tho

GURPS: You can literally make anything you can think of with this system. It has a setting called Infinite Worlds where you play universe-hopping Time Cops

Also if you check out the board game review site Shut Up and Sit Down’s [roleplaying tag], my gf says they should have some good stuff

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Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Dire

Dare

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missmirim

Bare

Bard

Card

Care

Mare

Male

Mode

Code

Cone

Core

Lord

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texasflutes

Lore

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akedhi

Lyre

Pyre

Pare

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lightspun

part

Fart

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tflatte

farm

Harm

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crazymusings

Warm

Warp

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small-dragon

Farp

fart

Kart

Cart

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gearholder

Dart

Dark

Dank

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neo-luna

Dang

Rang

Rank

Rink

Sink

Link

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xleviiiix

Lice

Nice

Nike

Pike

Poke

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uminoakiko

Pole

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subbyp

Role

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