If I were you, I'd keep an eye on what his left hand is doing.
Matthew: Salvation is not for Samaritans.
John: Salvation is for Samaritans.
NARRATOR: Many generations passed and all these things were not done.
I’m having a hard time listening to Christians complain about “how Muslims treat their women” while reading some New Testament opinions on the distaff side.
So what the hell do angels actually look like? The Daniel ones don’t seem so bad, but the Ezekiel ones have wheels? And they’re covered with eyes?
Genesis: Jacob went to Egypt with 70 people.
Acts: Jacob went to Egypt with 75 people.
Here, Paul recommends that Christians lie and cheat to get Jesus into people.
This line is even more ridiculous when you remember that, according to the narrative, there were only four people on the planet at the time.
God will sexually assault women who are “asking for it”.
Exodus: God told Moses to get Bezaleel and Aholiab to build the Ark of the Covenant.
Deuteronomy: Moses built the Ark of the Covenant himself.
Heh heh: “shittim”.
Was Moses feeding the Jews... bird shit?
Tell me more about “peace on earth”.
Tell me more about Christian “family values”.
Completely unnecessary burn on Peter.
How could any woman be a Muslim? They have a book that makes women cover their, um, never mind.
In these verses, God made the people act in stupid and violent ways just so they would know he was God.
Friday: We will be in heaven tonight!
Sunday: I wasn’t in heaven.
Matthew: Anyone who calls anyone a fool is going to burn in hell.
Psalm 14: An atheist is a fool.