If I were you, I'd keep an eye on what his left hand is doing.
Special Islam Edition!
Al-Maryam: No one was called “John” before John the Baptist.
Presumably whoever wrote this was not aware of John Hyrcanus or the high priest of the Second Temple from 410–371 BC. Why would they be? You probably weren’t until just now.
Whoever actually wrote the verse may have had a passing awareness that John’s mother was told that no one in that family was called John before him and mangled it (or that the “we” means “our family” and not divine will).
Muslims believe the Koran is the word of their god and contains zero errors.
Always make sure to shit outside and cover it with a shovel.
Matthew: Salvation is not for Samaritans.
John: Salvation is for Samaritans.
Special Islam Edition!
Surah An-Nisa: A Quran sent by Allah would not have inconsistencies.
Surah Ali 'Imran: Some lines of the Quran are clear and others are not clear. Only Allah knows what they mean.
Surah Hud: All the verses of the Quran are clear and fully explained.
NARRATOR: Many generations passed and all these things were not done.
I’m having a hard time listening to Christians complain about “how Muslims treat their women” while reading some New Testament opinions on the distaff side.
Apparently your god just can’t sign on to your transphobia.
So what the hell do angels actually look like? The Daniel ones don’t seem so bad, but the Ezekiel ones have wheels? And they’re covered with eyes?
Genesis: Jacob went to Egypt with 70 people.
Acts: Jacob went to Egypt with 75 people.
Here, Paul recommends that Christians lie and cheat to get Jesus into people.
This line is even more ridiculous when you remember that, according to the narrative, there were only four people on the planet at the time.
God will sexually assault women who are “asking for it”.
Exodus: God told Moses to get Bezaleel and Aholiab to build the Ark of the Covenant.
Deuteronomy: Moses built the Ark of the Covenant himself.
Heh heh: “shittim”.
Was Moses feeding the Jews... bird shit?
Tell me more about “peace on earth”.
Tell me more about Christian “family values”.
Completely unnecessary burn on Peter.