Enter HYDRA being manipulative assholes, Sam Wilson and Clint Barton doing their best to save the day, Steve feeling guilty and reckless, and things aren’t quite as dark as they seem.

• Secret Relationship tag

“I’m lost,” Stark admits. “Are you secretly marrying Steve without telling him?”

Truth be told, Bucky Barnes officially proposed marriage to Steve Rogers when they were about eight years old.

Or in which Steve and Bucky get married three times.

A film crew arrives to document life in the Parks and Recreation Department of America, Illinois, only to stumble upon a scandal involving Director Steve Rogers.

• Secret Relationship

Bucky Barnes, figure skating champion, is forced to switch his skates for hockey ones when he leaves for college. Problem is, he’s never played hockey before, and now he has to be good enough to get the scholarship he needs. Enter Steve Rogers, Carter University Men’s Hockey player, who’s decided that he’d do anything to get this guy on his team.

Cue five am runs, overwhelming classes, new friends, plenty of snow, and a sport that’s fast becoming a way of life.

Or, how the Kapitan and the Soldat met, fell in love and despite it all, kept their hush-hush relationship going for over half-a-century.

A small moment in the lives of two men, two friends, two brothers. A glimpse of true love—framed against the harsh realities of war, and the world in the 1940s.

a modern au wherein Steve is an Arts teacher and Bucky is his sappy History teacher husband.

The first time Sam started hearing about the rumors, he should’ve talked to Steve about it. But instead, he opted to keep his mouth shut.

He’d heard Maria Hill and Sharon Carter talking about Steve when he was making his way to the chemistry lab, and at first it didn’t really surprise him because those two always talk about Steve, but then he heard Bucky’s name and his ears suddenly perked up.

“I saw them being handsy with each other when I passed by Steve’s classroom. I swear, it was them… It was cute and all but—“

“Isn’t Steve married already?”

“Yeah… And I heard James is married as well. Do you think they’re…you know…”

“I don’t know, but they sure are getting cozy around each other.”

There are three well-known facts at Shield High:

1. The history teacher Mr. Barnes is a stone-cold terror, and it’s not even because he only has one arm.2. The other history teacher, Mr. Rogers, is a mysterious enigma, and it’s something to do with the body of a Greek God and contradicting stories of his past. (They’re all rumours, anyway.)3. Mr Barnes and Mr Rogers hate each other.

Bucky wouldn’t have it any other way.