#shouting at them to do better (god can actually like die)

Logan waking up from a nightmare with Mary Puppins impaled on his claws for once instead of Wade and instantly having to drop the “I hate this rat dog” act because they don’t actually know if Dogpool regenerates or not

(She does) (Logan still fucking cries like a baby and holds her while she slobbers all over him)

icarusredwings

NOOOOOO!!! 😱😭😭😭😭

BECAUSE SHES GONNA YELP AND WHINE AND WHIMPER AND HES GONNA FEEL SOOOOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE HE THINKS ANIMALS ARE THE MOST INNOCENT PART OF THE EARTH

A bear fucking attacked him and he felt BAD for it! Not because "oh youre not gonna survive" more like he felt bad that the bear knew humans as an enemy already because SAME.

Logan is the type to get scratched by a street cat and say "Ah my bad G I messed up, sorry, here's a 20 for the inconvenience. But also fuck you because that kinda hurt. But it was 100% my fault"

This also implies that Mary puppins has doggy cancer :(

Unrelated but I think puppins would KILL at frisbee. I have a little dog too and my god she would love frisbee and a flirt pole.

#MARY PUPPINS #AND FRISBEE #I LOVE THAT #STOP #SHARDS OF GRASS WOULD COVER THE FRISBEE CUS ITS STICKING FROM HOW WET IT GETS FROM HER SALIVA #imagine logan like #projecting #on the animals #always treating them with kindness #he feels so bad when theyre hurt #like #similar to how crowley projects onto his plants #shouting at them to do better (god can actually like die)#poolverine #good omens #ish