well maybe not just stucky

Everybody's talking about the Honda Odyssey, but nobody's talking about Logan holding Mary Puppin's paw so that Laura can give her a high-five.

OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOUUU

Look how cute they areeee!!!

Youre the nut to my butter is so cute AUGH

If Al isn't Jelly im sueing <3

dad and the dog he didn’t want

I love the thought of Logan having tapetum lucidum...

NEW HEADCANNON. Mary Puppins thinks Wade and Logan's names are Bub and Peanut because that all they ever call each other, like Lady in Lady and the Tramp thinks her owners' names are Darling and Jim Dear.

This is for all (3) of y'all that wanted this fic, so I wrote a lil bit and I hope you like it! I took inspiration from Lady and the Tramp ofc, it just felt right

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Mary blinked her eyes open blearily and yawned as wide as her little mouth could. While she was stretching her legs and trying to figure out just how to jump down off the bed, something dawned on her and and she wondered how she could have possibly forgotten. She had to wake up her people, of course! How could they start their day without her help, Mary had no idea.

Mary carefully climbed up the bed between Peanut and Bub's limbs, they really did need a bigger bed with all three of them in it every night. She nudged her head under Peanut's arm, but that only resulted in a grunt and the arm disappeared under the covers. So much for waking up Peanut first today. He never was an early riser, but she always tried to wake him first because he was the one who started breakfast (including Mary's) each morning. Peanut even made her special food for her sensitive stomach. Bub thought it was silly and told Peanut that it would be much easier to just buy special dog food. Everytime Bub said that Peanut just growled at him. She couldn't tell him, but Mary really did appreciate it and loved Peanut all the more for it. (He was her favorite human, but don't tell Bub, it might make him sad.)

Very carefully, Mary jumped down to the floor and ran over to the other side of the bed where Bub was. She tried licking his hand to wake him up, but that only made him giggle a little, still asleep. So she had to do what she had to do and bit his little finger, just a little. Bub yelped and sat up (finally!). He looked around the room and when it came up empty of threats, he looked down. Mary could barely contain her excitement as Bub grinned wide at her and scooped her up.

"I'm up, Mary! Are you hungry? Come on, Peanut needs his beauty sleep." Bub walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen with Mary in tow.

He started to put together her food and got out the stuff to make his and Peanut's breakfast, which made Mary just a little bit nervous. Sometimes when Bub tried to do this, he did something wrong that made Peanut scold him and the whole apartment would smell like smoke for the rest of the day. Mary really didn't like when that happened, but today seemed to be one of the days where Bub did a good job so Mary was proud of him for that.

She ate and watched as Bub put his and Peanut's food on plates and sat them on the table just as Peanut walked in blearily eyed and obviously still half asleep. Mary had noticed that Peanut didn't like to sleep alone or wasn't able to, which she understood. That just meant she got to sleep on the bed with both of her people at the same time. It was a win win.

Peanut walked past the table and over to Bub, stopping to pet Mary briefly. He always gave the best head scratches.

Bub grabbed Peanut's hips and kissed him. From Mary's angle so close to the floor, she could tell that Peanut smiled into the kiss. The longer Mary and Peanut lived in Bub's apartment, the more often he smiled. She saw that and her tail wagged behind her at the thought.

"Thanks for making breakfast, Bub," Peanut said as he sipped his coffee. Mary had settled under the table in between Bub and Peanut's feet, just in case they dropped something.

"Anything for my Peanut." Bub replied. He leaned down with a piece of bacon in his hand. "Here Mary, don't tell anybody," he giggled and looked up at Peanut as he said it. Mary didn't understand the point in asking her to keep a secret if he was just going to give himself away, but she digressed.

As Mary predicted, Peanut huffed a little but made no move to stop Bub. "You're gonna hurt her stomach and I'm not going to listen to you cry about it later."

Bub smirked and looked down at Mary again. "Shhh, he knows nothing." Bub was so silly, Mary loved him so much.

That got a small laugh out of Peanut and Mary hopes they would have mornings like this forever, and she was almost sure they would when Peanut and Bub got up to clean their breakfast mess together even though Bub was the one who made all the dishes dirty and continued their light banter. Later, they all laid on the couch with Peanut's head on Bub's shoulder and Mary in Bub's lap and she couldn't have been happier.

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Damn this got a little sappier than I thought it would but I'm happy with it. They're a little familyyyy:)))

@logictoinsanity @whiskeyandcigarsmoke @yummygender @read-and-wip @killjoymjofficial @arthurhowlett

Some old man yaoi from the other day~

so we just adopted a new puppy a few days ago. she’s never seen a TV before, so she was really curious about all these random people in a box in our living room. well i put on D&W and we found out she is a deadpool fan! she would perk her ears up and look for wade whenever he went off-screen. it was the cutest thing to see. she just had all eyes on him the whole time she was watching 😭

they took a walk ✨

This comment by @ramiroo24 has been turning in my head for two weeks now I needed to draw the interaction

They are silly.

Source: @Numberr_6

Logan waking up from a nightmare with Mary Puppins impaled on his claws for once instead of Wade and instantly having to drop the “I hate this rat dog” act because they don’t actually know if Dogpool regenerates or not

(She does) (Logan still fucking cries like a baby and holds her while she slobbers all over him)

NOOOOOO!!! 😱😭😭😭😭

BECAUSE SHES GONNA YELP AND WHINE AND WHIMPER AND HES GONNA FEEL SOOOOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE HE THINKS ANIMALS ARE THE MOST INNOCENT PART OF THE EARTH

A bear fucking attacked him and he felt BAD for it! Not because "oh youre not gonna survive" more like he felt bad that the bear knew humans as an enemy already because SAME.

Logan is the type to get scratched by a street cat and say "Ah my bad G I messed up, sorry, here's a 20 for the inconvenience. But also fuck you because that kinda hurt. But it was 100% my fault"

This also implies that Mary puppins has doggy cancer :(

Unrelated but I think puppins would KILL at frisbee. I have a little dog too and my god she would love frisbee and a flirt pole.

Logan waking up from a nightmare with Mary Puppins impaled on his claws for once instead of Wade and instantly having to drop the “I hate this rat dog” act because they don’t actually know if Dogpool regenerates or not

(She does) (Logan still fucking cries like a baby and holds her while she slobbers all over him)

Dogpool 💔