@stucky-just-stucky / stucky-just-stucky.tumblr.com
You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
i love how you could tell which side of the fandom harry potter fans are by what they call dumbledore
Fucking hell why are we making people in hospitals who are responsible for the health and wellbeing of everyone work 12 hour shifts with no breaks I feel like I'm going insane does no one else see the problem here??
Logan waking up from a nightmare with Mary Puppins impaled on his claws for once instead of Wade and instantly having to drop the “I hate this rat dog” act because they don’t actually know if Dogpool regenerates or not
(She does) (Logan still fucking cries like a baby and holds her while she slobbers all over him)
NOOOOOO!!! 😱😭😭😭😭
BECAUSE SHES GONNA YELP AND WHINE AND WHIMPER AND HES GONNA FEEL SOOOOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE HE THINKS ANIMALS ARE THE MOST INNOCENT PART OF THE EARTH
A bear fucking attacked him and he felt BAD for it! Not because "oh youre not gonna survive" more like he felt bad that the bear knew humans as an enemy already because SAME.
Logan is the type to get scratched by a street cat and say "Ah my bad G I messed up, sorry, here's a 20 for the inconvenience. But also fuck you because that kinda hurt. But it was 100% my fault"
This also implies that Mary puppins has doggy cancer :(
Unrelated but I think puppins would KILL at frisbee. I have a little dog too and my god she would love frisbee and a flirt pole.
xmen: we have a mansion you'll get paid regularly you can have an easy job in the offtime we can help you with figuring out your past
logan: ewww lmaooo ur weird haha nooo haha
wade: logan !
logan: *moves into 1 bedroom crack house with a 40 yearold and his mom*
No because LITERALLY
Scott: Come back
Logan: LMAO nahhh you wish.
Ororo: Logan, please. We are drowning in children and understaffed.
Logan: Mmhh.... Idk... I dont wanna fight anymore.
Hank: We're looking for a gym teacher.... 50k a year... 2 weeks vacation... food and board..
Logan: ...can I hit kids with dodgeballs and get contracted where Wade can work here, too? Im lowkey codependent now and get really anxious without him. But I get weekends off to visit his crackhead mother. Oh and I have to bring my ugly therapy dog.
Hank: Fine, but if you break a kids bone, you're telling the parents, and if Wade endagers, the children Rouge is going to throw him into the Pacific Ocean.
Logan: Im pretty sure if Wade hurt a kid, he'd throw himself into the Pacific Ocean.
Im just gonna leave these here
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One of my favorite things about this ship is that Deadpool is in fact a fellow member of our fandom. He's just as obsessed with his own ship as the rest of us, only the bastard also gets to be inside it
I am not lying when I say that I can't stop thinking about this.
He put his arm in the dishwasher?! 😂😂
Funniest part of Hannibal season 3 is Will and Bedelia’s relationship because every conversation between them post-Italy reads exactly like this
I find it insane how some fic authors claim Hannibal would never say profanities or dirty talk like.......what show did you watch my sibling in christ? that man is profanity himself
2x01 || 2x11
“Sparring is a love language” you have me rewatching the sparring scene in Pacific Rim… the fact that we never got this - casual, competitive, taunting, playful, electric - for Steve and Bucky is a CRIME.
https://youtu.be/E7i4pNsqnls?feature=shared
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Marvel did stucky so, so dirty in so many ways, including not giving them more post-recovery sparring scenes!
Hannibal 2.01 Kaiseki
Bryan Fuller: [There’s this] element of here comes a friend to visit Will Graham, but she’s only coming for business and its sort of heartbreaking - this reaction right here I found sweetly devastating. Because you don’t have a friend. You’re alone.
Hugh Dancy: *Sighs* They only want me for my massive insight.
Hannibal 1.07 Sorbet
