#imagine all of logans clothes shrinking a whole 1 size smaller and now its even tighter than it originally was

xmen: we have a mansion you'll get paid regularly you can have an easy job in the offtime we can help you with figuring out your past

logan: ewww lmaooo ur weird haha nooo haha

wade: logan !

logan: *moves into 1 bedroom crack house with a 40 yearold and his mom*

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No because LITERALLY

Scott: Come back

Logan: LMAO nahhh you wish.

Ororo: Logan, please. We are drowning in children and understaffed.

Logan: Mmhh.... Idk... I dont wanna fight anymore.

Hank: We're looking for a gym teacher.... 50k a year... 2 weeks vacation... food and board..

Logan: ...can I hit kids with dodgeballs and get contracted where Wade can work here, too? Im lowkey codependent now and get really anxious without him. But I get weekends off to visit his crackhead mother. Oh and I have to bring my ugly therapy dog.

Hank: Fine, but if you break a kids bone, you're telling the parents, and if Wade endagers, the children Rouge is going to throw him into the Pacific Ocean.

Logan: Im pretty sure if Wade hurt a kid, he'd throw himself into the Pacific Ocean.

#wade being a pretty good teacher my beloved #they all expect him to be soooooo bad at it but hes actually so good at teaching #annoying? yes. but that doesnt make him a bad teacher #hes teaching the kids self defense and he genuinely wants them to learn because its soooo important for mutants like them #logan is his assistant #and logan is just so in-awe with how much wade seems to genuinely love and care for these kids #like #yeah #thats my husband #hes so proud of him #hes the kid's favorite professor #fight me #when the kids are Up To Something #hes who they go to #and he JOINS them with the mischief #partly because he wants them to be safe while doing it and partly because well hes wade #OFC hes gonna join them #PRANK WARS IN THE XMANSION #PLEASE #imagine all of logans clothes shrinking a whole 1 size smaller and now its even tighter than it originally was #or maybe they switch out scotts Soap and put mayonaise in it instead or whatever #or maybe all the furniture in the xmansion moves a whole 2 inches to the right #and now colossus keeps bumping into everything #the girls invite wade to tea parties #they paint his nails #yes yes yes yes yes #im soft #poolverine #professor wade #professor logan