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I was gonna post this on Halloween, but I didn't have the time to finish, so I finished it today. Logan is a werewolf, and Wade is a DNR agent. logan is also wearing a harness cause I found out that the animal wolverine likes to wear harnesses after being tamed.
🎃👻🦇 Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf are out for trick or treat season !!
rabid little fella isn’t he
"Wolverine is a top"
counter argument:
[video description: a clip from the movie Deadpool & Wolverine. time agents from the TVA stand in the hallway of an apartment complex. they draw their prune sticks, and Wade says, "ah, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!" the camera cuts to him leaning against the doorframe of his apartment. "okay, I've never been a natural bottom." the clip cuts off. /end id]
just a couple 'a guys playing horsie... *tips hat* 🤠❤️💛✨
Poolverine doodle dump.
My buddy @siriniel and I just keep giving each other ideas and giving each other life with Poolverine doodles.
wade muzzling logan and putting a spikey collar around his neck with a leash and yanking it up to choke him slightly 😳😳😳
Nonhuman expressions of affection are great. Purring. Exposing weak points as a show of trust. Head bonks. Preening and chewing. Nuzzling. Biting. Intertwining tails. Feeding each other. Little chuffs, chatters, beeps and squeaks. Fluffing up of feathers, fur or other things. Dancing to impress. Cleaning their fur, scales, feathers or skin. Sharing body heat. Ears pointing toward those you care about to show your full attention is on them. Slow blinking.
He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞
Wade who scratches the back of Logan’s head and neck like a dog when he sleeps next to him, and Logan who pretends to still be asleep for as long as possible in the morning so Wade won’t stop
Logan grunts and growls in his sleep, but most often, when he's struggling since his brain is not very kind to him. Reaccuring night terrors of the things he's done, the things he should have done, and their consequences. It's just something he does. Something that Wade does is lay on his stomach next to him and have conversations with him both to help soothe him and because he's bored.
Wolverines naturally calm to high-pitched obnoxious voices, so a bit of baby talk does good for his nerves. If he's asleep enough, usually it goes well. If he's only half asleep, Logan gets embarrassed and gives him a tripple lobotomy.
"Grrgh!"
"Oh yeah? Tell me all about it big boy."
"Ggrmph!"
"Oh, that's so fascinating. "
"Gnngh"
"Oh really? Then what did she say?"
"Nungh"
"Oh, no she didn't."
"Mmgh.."
"Gassspp! Who does she think she is!?"
"Mmph.."
"We'll beat her ass. Would you like that angel? Hm? You wanna come beat up a bitch with daddy? Oh yes, you do~"
"Mmhm.."
"Ooh.. I know. It's alright, Peanut, we'll get her. Slice her damn tits off, too."
"Mm.."
"There we go...Shhh...you're alright.. promise."
Sometimes, if he's really exhausted, Wilson can get away with petting those adorable little tuffs that represented ears in a way. And if he was lucky? He'd purr. A deep rumble in his chest like a well-behaved, quiet motorcycle.
does anybody else constantly think of the part where wade goes “my boy’s wicked strong. that’s my big boy. yes you are!!!!” about logan.
i think about that all the time??? the fact logan just rolls with all the pet names and nicknames wade calls him is sooooooo
idk but i think logan starts chewing on things in the apartment because he got a bit feral and is not used to being treated kindly and at first he tries playing it off like dogpool is biting at the furniture but then there's literally taken a chunk out of the fridge and half of the couch is missing and also there's a bite out of al's hair. instead of trying to "fix" logan, wade buys him chew toys
logan having an oral fixation my beloved. always being something on his mouth, be it a cigar or a bottle of alcohol, he needs something
Thinking about Logan being like a reactive rescue dog who's territorial and terrified of strangers so Wade has to calm him down.
Wade having to jump between him and the mailman because some mail needs signed for, and he immediately takes all knocking as a threat. "Woah woah woah, big fella! Down boy! It's just Carl. You know? The mailman?"
He gives him an uneasy look, the hairs on the back of his neck go down, and he sheaths his claws, letting out a big grunt of compliance.
Or One time, he's too late, and Logan slammed open the door to snarl at some poor Mormons, who proceeded to call him possessed by the devil and ran away. "Ah no!! I play Janga with those guys!! If I win, they try again next time. If they win, I take one of their dumb pamphlets. Damn it, peanut... we really gotta get you neutered. All these hormones of yours. They make you so -" He's then stabbed. "-Angry... you're proving my point."
There's a "BEWARE OF DOG" sign on their door and idiots trying to rob a blind old woman. They point a flash light to see Mary Puppins wagging her tail and her tongue sticking out.
They go "Really? This is who's the sign's for? Ha!!" And then turn the light to Wade, who is casually sitting on the counter top and says, "No. But he is." Before lazily hoping off and picking up the dog, smiling.
They hear growling and just as he turns the flashlight to Logan, Who was just peacefully sleeping on the couch and now is full on PTSD soilder mode, claws out and heaving, snarling with those terrifying little murder eyes of his in nothing but sweat pants.
Wade just waves while they scramble for their lives and calls out, "Don't have too much fun with your new chew toys, pumpkin! It's late, and you have a big day tomorrow!" Cooes at Puppins- "Its otay sweetie. Don't worry, daddy'll get'em. Papa's got you."
He sees this shitty little apartment as his territory, and if anyone dare enters without Wade or Al introducing them first? They're getting ripped to shreds.
(he arched much more in that honda odyssey)
