Wait, wait, wait, what if Wade asks him if he’s single then asks him if he loves his partner. Logan doesn’t know how to answer because neither of them have said I love you yet (because Wade has ✨ abandonment issues ✨ and Logan is allergic to talking about his feelings) and he doesn’t want the first time he says it to be when he knows Wade is drunk and won’t remember it so he panics and leaves.
Then the next morning Laura is telling Wade about what he missed while he was drunk and Wade thinks that Logan avoided answering the question because he doesn’t love him back. Laura tells both of them that they need to talk to each other. Wade tells Logan that they need to break up because he thinks Logan doesn’t want to be with him romantically and Logan is like what the fuck are you talking about I’m in love with you, you idiot, then Wade says I love you back and they kiss, the end.