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well maybe not just stucky

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let's get one thing straight, well it aint steve and bucky | fic recs
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Peter: Mr. Barnes sir, did you assassinate JFK?
Steve: Peter!
Tony: Kid you can't just ask someone you barely know something that personal 
Peter: You're right, that was rude. I'm sorry sir
Tony: Good. Now go ask Cap to ask for you, that's what I always do
*Peter whispers something in Steve's ear*
Steve:
Tony: Oh Steve you look like you have something to say
Steve: I can't stand you.
Peter: No you definitely look like you wanted to say something else
Steve: *sighs* Bucky, did you assassinate JFK
Bucky: Yuh

Bucky🤝Assassinating JFK buddies🤝 Magneto

Actually, we all know that Bucky did it, and Erik tried to stop it. Duh. Or maybe not. Maybe that's the lie that we all fell for.

Logan: This is my friend Steve. And this is his husband Bucky.

Laura: ....Dad why does he look like if you and scott had a kid?

Logan: What?

Laura: Hes like.... a more gruff alchoolic version of cable...

Logan: *eyes widden in terror* No.. No that-... No way hes way older then scott. That wouldn't even work.

Laura: Suuuree... totally not the fact that youre both men-

Wade: Oh hey wolvie I was just- HELLO SAILOR

Logan: >:( STOP

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Pov: Steve wants Buck to get more friends and who better to relate to then someone else whos half metal and super old?

Unrionically, I think they'd be sitting at the bar making small talk and Buck would say something along the lines of "Yeah Sargent stewert was an asshole" youd just see Logan perk up a bit like "wait... Sargent john stewert?"

"...yes?"

"He was SUCH an asshole!"

They then find out that Logans platoon was actually just a couple of miles from his and it was actually one or the other that did something they remember.

"Yeah there was like this big beast of a guy and he slit a hole in our water truck."

Logan looks all guilty and is like "I apologized for that... a lot."

Or

"Yeah this one guy, They kept calling steve a doe eyes because of it? I dont remember why-"

Bucky just looks down trying not to be too embaressed and is like "Logan... My names Buck for a reason."

Logan just gasps and is like "Ooh that makes so much more sense."

Outside you just see Steve and Wade in civilian clothes smiling that their husbands are getting along because ffs they needed more then just work friends.

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