that's so not raven

Aubrey Plaza for Rolling Stone

“People always ask me, is it creepy that I’m messaging you? And I’m like, no man! I’m the weird one. I played a fake Harry Potter in a musical we took time to make, that’s weird man. We have a musical called Me And My Dick! We’re weird.”

has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.  you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.

Roses are red, violets are blue. No amount of money could keep me away from you.