Tara Reid gives $20 to a dog, January 2006

Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)

EPIC Atheism Win: We Summoned and Bound Your God in Our Basement and Put a Magic Wand On Its Dick Until It Admitted It Loves Drooling Out Its Divine Light on a Cold Concrete Floor More Than It Loves Humanity or You Specifically

love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

my most boomer ass take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that shit away i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

Its sebulba yeah