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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

I'm also gonna stop listing the reasons why I recognize something is a scam. It's becoming more and more clear there is 1 person behind this STRING of scams and they're leaving less trails behind but it still reeks of them and their MO.

DO NOT TRUST ANY GOFUNDME OR REQUEST FOR CROWDFUNDING THAT PALESTINIAN BLOGGERS HAVEN'T VERIFIED.

At this point I'm fine receiving a bunch of inbox messages asking me to vet x y z so y'all can avoid this shit. But please have some critical thinking!

People are exploiting our situation.

Reblog this post.

Whether you wanna read the whole thing or not idc.

REBLOG IT.

The person this was about deleted the 4th or 5th scam account they made and are definitely gonna make a new one soon. I don't want anybody falling for this anymore.

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hummerous

every little bit helps.

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I've had this sitting around for a lil while owo

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strixludica

I love doing the same with Swallowtail and Oracle LMGs so I can ruin people's day and then evade all responsibility by turning invisible.

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OOC: A worrying number of people don't seem to realize that the Dusk Wing is made of lobotomized god and that its Tech's flavour consists mostly of the traumadumping of the sole DHYED survivor

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vexwerewolf

Okay but counterpoint: the Dusk Wing is based primarily on tech that has been rigorously tested by SSC, because their clientele are largely rich people and government organisations who will get very upset if their high-maneouverability EWar mech accidentally sends its pilot to the K-hole

The Pegasus is a fucked up flesh monster grown in the basement lab of some Long Rim anime nerd with a boob mousepad and a Goblin body pillow, and distributed on the space darkweb for bitcoin. The very technology needed to design it doesn't even exist yet.

I'm not saying the Dusk Wing isn't dangerous, it is dangerous. But the Dusk Wing is oxycodone. The Pegasus is bathtub meth.

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

I've found that a combination of ublock origin and sponsorblock eliminates almost all ads on youtube and the general internet, if that helps. I don't even know what scammy bullshit youtubers are shilling these days because sponsorblock lets you skip the in-video sponsor reads, and ublock skips the added ads on youtube and in most other places. I routinely forget that Tumblr, for example, even has ads, because I haven't seen them for years.

Granted youtube will NOT render anything past 360p with acceptable speed and now that i think about it there is no way in fuck its my phone router

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strixludica

All criticisms of Communism leave my body when I see an ad. Personally I use Grayjay on my phone: no ads, and you can change the settings to filter out all forms of sponorships and even stuff that is off-topic form the video and long-winded intros.

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Save Mohammed ….

Hello, Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. Donate or at Least Share This Appeal. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others.

I beg you, kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com

gaza #free_palestine #Save_Mohammed #genocide

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i-am-a-fish

Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

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you're cute.

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ur cute

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prokopetz

“I can’t believe you convinced the Iron Court to pay taxes.”

“It’s a bit of a funny story. You know that old ‘buying souls at the crossroads’ business?”

“They still do that? Buying souls, I mean?”

“Well, not souls, anymore. Hardly ever, anyway.”

“Hardly ever?”

“Ahem… the Democratic Principality of Greenwood is not aware of any soul-trafficking activity at this time.”

“How reassuring.”

Anyway. We argued that, since we’re the ones maintaining the roads, the Iron Court’s habitual use of crossroads as bargaining venues means they’re benefiting from our civic infrastructure. It turns out they’re very keen on not owing debts to mortals.“

“And you actually trust this stuff?“

“Of course not. But as long as it’s part of the national treasury, any curses or enchantments they’ve snuck in fall on the Principality as a whole, which is too metaphysically ‘large’ for them to give rise to anything more than minor annoyances.“

“So it’s mostly safe as long as it’s in the treasury, but you can’t actually spend it.”

“There is that. We’re able to make a great deal of internal use of it, though – you’d be surprised how many legitimate civic applications there are for the memory of a summer’s day. Besides, there are secondary benefits to having a slightly cursed treasury.“

“Oh?”

“Remind me to tell you about what happened to the last treasurer who decided to try their hand at embezzlement.”

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apas-95

A head maid leads a staff of eight other maids, organised into two firetidies. Each firetidy is composed of a riflemaid, automatic riflemaid, and a grenadier, alongside the firetidy leader. Sometimes the head maid will attach to one or the other tidy, but she may also move between them as a headquarters element, especially when she has access to an MG (maidgunner) team or radiomaid.

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penny-anna

i don't doubt for a moment this has been done 1 million times but thinking about Starscream redemption arc scenario where he gets so mad at Megatron he decides to become an Autobot just to spite him

other Autobots on board once they realise it's not a trick. he's an invaluable ally. he is dishing out all the dirt on the Decepticons ranging from military secrets to every time he's seen Megatron pratfall.

Starscream: and then one time I walked in on Soundwave making kissy faces at Ravage and telling him that he was his favourite goodest special little boy in the whole universe. question, Prime?

Optimus: can we please get back to the matter at hand?

Jazz: no let him speak

the main stumbling block is they keep having to be like 'Starscream that's a really good idea but can you maybe tone down the murder' and then he has a temper tantrum bcos he already toned down the murder like 3 times and they can't reasonably expect him to come up with any plan that involves less than 10 murders that's absurd

its a permanent redemption arc bcos the Autobots opt to deploy the cunning strategy of 'maybe if we're nice enough to Starscream he'll decide he likes it better with us than with Megatron (who is a dick to him like all the time)'.

they don't really want Starscream on the team (annoying) but they want Megatron not to have him anymore.

eventually Megatron realises this isn't going to end, as he initially assumed, with Starscream crawling back to him begging for forgiveness within the week so he starts proactively trying to get him back on side before he tells the Autobots literally all their secrets

this ends w Megatron & Optimus pss pssing Starscream from opposite sides of the battlefield

Megatron is saying stuff like 'what kind of weakling wants to work for Prime are you a weakling starscream' and Optimus is using positive affirmations and once Megatron realises the positive affirmations seem to be working better he starts like, trying to be nice (bad at it)

occurs to me another major stumbling block is that he would absolutely roll up like 'I, Starscream, have decided to be the new leader of the Autobots'

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