streets-in-paradise reblogged
Jake: I have to stop you! You’re a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way…even children!
Chucky: *groans* Everyone's always getting pissy about the kids. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is dedicate their stupid life to revenge. Honestly, killing them is the nicest thing to do. I could stop being nice, but then who’s the villain?
Jake: …you.
Chucky: Wh- no, it was a rhetorical question.
Jake: And I gave you a rhetorical answer!
Chucky: Good lord, I traded Andy for this.