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Walking Encyclopedia of Weirdness

@streets-in-paradise

Lu, mid 20's,she/her. I mostly share stuff, but sometimes i write. Bands from 70's to 90's and lots of Skid Row love. Supernatural, LOTR and The Hobbit, Troy (2004),Pirates of the Caribbean, Prince of Persia, BBC Merlin, Horror movies and more
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Fanfiction Masterlists

My old mega masterlist for all fandoms is broken due to the amount of links it contained. I'm in the process of rebuilding it and the situation got so complicated I had to create a new one because the original post wasn't saving any modifications.

You can revisit the old one here, but from now on I will update in the following separated masterlists:

Note: I keep requests permanently open for the less popular fandoms I write for. Media or characters hard to find fics for get this priority because i write for some that very few people or no one else are currently writing reader inserts for.

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The broken algorythm of Tumblr recommended me a post of someone complaining about when fic authors name the character in x reader and there was a whole bunch of clowns tearing fic writers to shreds for it.

" Nobody cares for your dull OC, I want x reader. "

EXCUSE ME, YOU ENTITLED FUCK??

Named readers are a way some writers respond to backlash for the memeification of the use of y/n. Insecure canon x reader writers avoid the use of y/n because you all said was cringe, now you are mad because some started naming them?

Pure entitlement! Is shit like this that kills the mood of fic writers.

If they have y/n it's "cringe", but if they name the reader "nobody cares about your OC".

Go fuck yourselves.

Fic writers who name their x readers, don't let this bring you down. I am rooting for you and whatever choice you feel suits your story better is perfectly valid.

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If I’ve learned anything from about 25 years of actively being engaged in fandom, it’s this: fuck everybody else.

Your favorite character ain’t the fandom’s favorite character? Fuck ‘em.

Your ship is the rarepair or the one people think is icky? Fuck ‘em.

You like the tropes and meta and character analysis that make other people roll their eyes? Fuck ‘em.

Engage with fandom in the ways that make you happy and comfortable and fulfilled and fuck everybody else. Like the things you like because you like them, because not everybody else is gonna love them the way you do.

Be cringe and be free, hallowed be thy name, goddamn.

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Hi! Congrats on starting this blog! Can I make a request? I would like to ask for some headcanons about being best friends with Helen. If possible, with a female reader. Thank you so much, have a nice day :)

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"𝑰𝒎 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒀𝒐𝒖"

first of, thank you so much, you are too kind! your my first request and im so happy! And I'm really sorry if this isn't what you wanted, I'm pretty new at this😅
pairing: Helen of Sparta/Troy x Fembestfriend!reader
warnings: mentions of death, fire genre: headcanons/fluff/ slight hint of angst

  • you were the daughter of Menelaus' general
  • you met helen when you were little at a party, all the adults were drinking, dancing and shouting.
  • so not too ideal for a young child.
  • you quietly snuck away to the gardens, where you saw a little girl, roughly your age with glowing blonde curls sitting by a small pond of water
  • you went up to her , she seemed quite friendly.
  • "what are you doing?" you asked
  • " im skipping stones, do you want to play with me?"
  • you grew insanely close. and neve parted, where she went you followed, and you never had a single argument.
  • as children you would run through the streams and pond pretending to be nymphs
  • she would tell you the great stories of her father: Zeus the king of the Gods
  • years later the two of you were sitting and crying and the same pond where you had met, Helen was going to be married. To that old skunk Menelaus too.
  • after the wedding, Helen became very unhappy, but you always took time out of your day to visit her.
  • you would read by the pond, sing hymns or bring her a shiny new himation that you had weaved. she would tell you all the gossip that had been spreading around the palace, and tell you how Menelaus snored like a wild boar.
  • one night there was another big feast, nothing out of the ordinary , except for the guest that would not keep his eyes off Helen.
  • you knew who he was, everyone did. he was prince Paris of troy, and the fact that he was looking at Helen so much was not good.
  • you had heard the stories, the handsome prince that would go from town to town sleeping with every man and woman.
  • if he did anything with Helen and Menelaus found out, he would be dead before dawn
  • but after the days that followed, after you warned Helen to stay away , and after she did the opposite you noticed how happy she was.
  • even when she was with you , she was always slightly down or melancholic.
  • She told you that she had finally felt love and that she has never been happier.
  • and a week after the party she came to you, it was the night that the Trojans were leaving.
  • she told you her stupid plan, that would end up costing so many lives. she told that you couldn't change her mind but she wanted to say goodbye.
  • you realized that there was no scenario where she doesn't end up leaving. so you wrapped some fruits in a cloth for the journey, wrapped her in your favorite veil, as a parting gift she also gave you her veil, and you gave her a small spartan pendant you had made out of wood when you were small. you wished her well, told her to never forget home, and said goodbye.
  • that was the last time you saw her.
  • or so you thought
  • a decade later , Troy was burning in flames, and you were frantically running through the city trying to find any sight of helen.
  • you had been a medic, and your father didnt want to leave you behind, so you ended up joining him on the beaches of troy. all those years it was like torture, your best friend behind those walls, and you could do nothing.
  • meanwhile helen was running down the corridors holding paris' hand, they had to get out of here.
  • Andromache was not far behind, with Briseis. there were people running in every direction and smoke filled the air.
  • But Helen found a recognized you from the shining thread of her old veil on her head
  • She would run from Paris and give you the biggest hug
  • You would hurry out of troy with her and the rest of her now family
  • And you would never part ever again
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This was amazing thank you so much!! I loved your post, I'm full of feels 💕💕 ( woow, also cool to be your first request)

This is perfect, cute, fluffy and with the ríght amount of angst. Exactly what i wanted, you did it amazing. I love my girl Helen so much and the platonic fluff was awesome to read.

Thanks again! Surely, i will keep making Troy request soon because i loved this.

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To any fic writers who worry they are wasting their time... I read a fic for a relatively small and inactive fandom about three years ago. And there was one specific scene where a character watched another dancing like an idiot to a beyonce song and it was so sweet and loving that even now years later I have that song on one of my spotify playlist so every once in a while it will play and remind me of that fic, and every time it does I smile and feel a little happier.

The stats on a fic will never really tell you if your writing touched someone. There's no numerical way to show you what impact you made. Maybe you are wasting time, or maybe you are writing something that someone will remember for a long time, something that will never fail to make them smile.

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found family + writing prompts

  • two of them start dating and automatically become the parents of the group
  • one of them dies and the group is never the same again
  • cramming into a small room, or a king-sized bed when one of them has been through something traumatic and is in need of support
  • having an instant connection
  • neither of us really have anywhere to go so i guess we're stuck with each other now
  • just two ''siblings'' threatening to kill each other but in the end they would die for each other, and god help anyone who tries to harm a member of the family
  • two members of the family are clearly in love with each other (but denying it) and each time they're in the same room, the rest of the family members look at each other like 😏 and the two of them are just like THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US CAN YOU PLEASE STOP
  • and all the gossip about their relationship actually helps bringing them closer together because now they're bonding over their mutual hatred for their family members and their inability to mind their own business
  • they're all living under the same roof, and has tons of photos hanging on the walls of them together
  • a group chat in which they’re all sending embarrassing photos of each other, and one day, the grumpy family member has enough, so they leave the group, only to be added back in, and is sent an even more embarrassing photo of themselves (it's zoomed in this time)
  • a biological family member that has mistreated character A comes back into the picture, and character A's found family do anything in their power to protect them from this family member
  • no matter how bad of a fight they've been in, they'll always come to each other's rescue
  • one family member meet someone knew, and instantly ''adopts'' them into the family
  • character A has gotten into an argument with a biological family member, and character B reminds them how important it is to keep your family close for as long as you can (because they've lost their own family)
  • one character is upset one night because they feel alone, and when they say ''i don't have a family'' another character says ''you're part of our family'' and it changes everything
  • there's this one character who tries to keep the gang together but they all just want to see the world burn
  • ''somebody's gonna have to walk me down the isle but i can't exclude any of you so i hope the isle can fit eight people''
  • character A is horrible at cooking, but no one in the family has the heart to tell them that, expect for character B, who frustrated storms into the kitchen while screaming ''YOU'RE A TERRIBLE CHEF. AND I REFUSE TO EAT ANY MORE OF YOUR NACHOS FROM HELL. HOW DO YOU EVEN BURN NACHOS? THEY'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE STOVE''
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