Achilles: * angrily storming back into his section of the camp*

Patroclus: What happened?

Achilles: I showed to care about someone in front of Agamemnon, now he won't let it go.

Odysseus: How do you do it, Achilles? How do you silence that little voice that says "Think"?

Achilles: You mean Patroclus?

Helen: I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother allways said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse. "

Hector, thinking of his own siblings: Well, that would explain Paris.

Hector* dissapointed after discovering Paris brought Helen* : You lied to me.

Paris: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?

Hector: I am your brother.

Paris: That just makes you more guillible.

*Arriving to a room with two beds *

Paris: Would you rather have the bed close to the window or the one close to the door?

Hector: Let's toss a coin.

Paris * takes the coin from Hector's hand and tosses it through the window*: Done! So, which bed do you want?

Hector * clearly fed up with him* : You know what, Paris? Take the one closer to the door, just in case I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to kill you.

Barclay Wheeler Family AU Incorrect Quote for @losersclubisms 

(brainstorming it on a post before i could forget what i thought)

Kyle: Aren't Chucky's plans becoming increasingly more insane at every moment?

Andy: Yeah, at this point is like fighting Pinky and the Brain.

Junior: Gee, Chucky. What are we going to do tonight?

Jake: The same thing we do every night, Tiffany. Try to take over the world with Good Guy Dolls.

Jake and Junior * singing the Pinky and the Brain intro song*

Andy: So, you watched the cartoons i left you at home.