Blood? Hope this is not Chris' blood....

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

I have evil furry convention plans.

waittttt evanescence and mcr doing a show together……. has anyone told ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

Oh fuck off. Bunch of condescending fucks. 

all i said is that i hope you find a anime girlfriend. is everything okay dude?

Fully cried in real life over this OuiOui my dear friend beaded for me. My new prized friend, I took it to gaze at the sea. I cannot describe the feeling that overcame me when I opened the parcel and saw this tint purple man. Pure love.

Also if you’re interested in beadwork, send an inquiry to Isaac, a 2S Inuk artist who’s currently raising funds to get to the Arctic Youth Conference with his twin!! Iyitsiaq on Instagram!!

Crazy how kamala Harris had a landslide win guaranteed when she first announced her campaign and then completely fucked herself in every way trying to appeal to republicans and moderates and racists and fascists and genociders and etc. nice job

Simultaneously saying she had no issues with the way Joe Biden ran the country, but she would be harder on border control than donald trump, wouldn’t endorse trans rights, and was just as committed to international genocide as everybody else. Literally the worst campaign I’ve ever seen

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

Ugh. I hate the current political climate. Trump is trash. I miss when we had REAL, GOOD presidents like *opens up a history book* umm... *keeps flipping* uhh... *frantically searches* oh Jesus oh god

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

i’m proud of the ten people in vermont who recognized what was at stake, recognized that great is the enemy of good, held their nose, and voted for joe biden

any fishers in chat