Super Junior Ad Lib Expert

the vibe

was rewatching some of those sjm yahoo videos from the perfection era and am flabbergasted that people used to not understand why i was annoyed with eunhae. when you go to the comments for kyuhyun and eunhyuk's very funny videos you can't go past like three before someone mentions donghae. it's so annoying.

"heechul doesn't like men because he loves girl groups (and we like to pretend bisexuality isn't real for some reason)"

heechul whenever he saw a girl group:

everyone can say what they want about their fave group but just know in your heart they will never be super junior 😔

i don't want to be the person who is like back in my day but back in my day i feel like kpop was less artificial

and slightly unrelated but people are like in korea they think whiter skin is better but back in the late 2000s people could get pretty dark and no one said anything about it i think it's more recent than people care to admit at least in kpop culture

they really let ryeowook do whatever he wanted in songs

zhou mi invented legs

sm should have been put in jail for putting those stupid sound effects in their mvs in the early 2010s

youtube better stop showing me super junior videos that have a quality higher than 360p. i want my suju videos from the stone age. i want them filmed through a greasy paper bag.

a man in love is better than all 4th and later generation's kpop combined

taylor swift: the greatest loves of all time are over now

me, nodding, thinking of 2hee: yes

extra funny because eunhyuk was writing all his rap lyrics starting pretty early on without being weird about it, heechul writes all his solo songs, multiple members have written and composed their own stuff and elf aren't corny about it

they are just fake bitches who begged everyone to vote for d&e on music shows and ignored all of heechul's m&d work that he put his whole songwriting pussy in 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 (except I wish fuck I wish)

i'm going to be rotted and say i think it's funny how back in the day bts fans were like bts is better they are more real and musically talented bc they made more hip hop esque music (what was with kpop fans and thinking hip hop makes you more real? instead of following pop culture they were copying a culture they had no business copying 😭😭😭) and then the next time i heard a song from them after they really blew up it was just standard kpop pop music. all that posturing for what. embarrassing.

i love death note with my whole heart and have since 9th grade (though for different reasons) and kids these days will never know the suspense of waiting for a new volume and not knowing that light loses but there's just also something so inherently annoying about it

like death note is good because its peak entertainment, just the most stupid fun you can imagine but everyone wants to act like it's deep or smart when it really isn't. light can't even imagine that humans aren't inherently evil like what foolishness. and it does the cringest thing of all of pretending antisocial behavior=smart. and pretending light and l were in a battle of wits like no l immediately clocked him and the only reason light didn't get caught wasn't because he was smart but because the way he kills is supernatural in a world where supernatural things otherwise don't exist.

why can't i be a writing machine for sanuso