endorphin burst

“You used to rake the fucking shag carpet so all of the fibers would go in the same direction. That is totally Type A, OCD behaviour, Bradley. It’s kind of pathetic.”

“I did it ONCE, Ray, once! And the point is–”

“The point is, Brad, you look so fucking cute when you’re angry”

ray: someTIIImes i feel ive got to ☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ brad: brad: brad: ray: RUN AWAY ive got to ☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ brad: brad: brad: brad: 👏 👏 ray: 🙌 ray: GET AWAY from the pain you DRIIive into the hEART OF MEEE

“You used to rake the fucking shag carpet so all of the fibers would go in the same direction. That is totally Type A, OCD behaviour, Bradley. It’s kind of pathetic.”

“I did it ONCE, Ray, once! And the point is–”

“The point is, Brad, you look so fucking cute when you’re angry”

brad: ray person is an inbred whiskey tango backwater hick who lacks basic literacy skills and copulates with farm animals

someone else: ray’s not that great

brad: ex cuse me. excuse me what the fuck. what the fUck is this how da r e

Let me understand this. My RTO has just been burned, in his tent, by an exploding portable stove. And without my RTO, I will be going to war, unable to quickly and effectively establish radio communications within our unit, with other elements of the battalion, and with close air support. Is this what is happening?

You haven’t said two words since Baghdad.

Operation Get Some | Day Six: Favorite moment with your bromance of choice

Bravo Company Second Platoon: Team One Alpha + Lt. Nate Fick