endorphin burst

Do Not Separate

“You used to rake the fucking shag carpet so all of the fibers would go in the same direction. That is totally Type A, OCD behaviour, Bradley. It’s kind of pathetic.”

“I did it ONCE, Ray, once! And the point is–”

“The point is, Brad, you look so fucking cute when you’re angry”

the pacific · part nine — for @agenors

critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

young boy || nine.i

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

OnlyOneOf | chrOme arts

Being a long time Tumblr user makes you privy to a lot of deep magic because you were there when it was written. Like the old trend of blogs having autoplay in them. You would check a blog and music would start blasting. Over your music. As if the Geneva Convention wasn’t real.

The notes on this have people saying they still have autoplay in their blog, so I’ve been checking these blogs and it is my solemn honor to report that their taste in music is garbage.

a fun fact about me is that i will just make noises

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion