the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me
He's got cerebellar hypoplasia like I have cerebral palsy. I love him so much. He's my blorbo.
Across The Spider-verse - Character posters
It’s officially been over two years since I had a panic attack and shaved my head. Been taking much better care of my mental health ever since and I love my hair 🩵
Rool
the answer is not "complete desexualization of fat people" or "aggressive posting about how much we want to fuck this fat person" it's actually a secret third thing called being normal
Good morning
Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes
Does he mean anything to you
bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells
I would like to wish you all a happy 9 year Anniversary to this disaster that went down in infamy.
Happy ball pit day yall
You know trans panic is an absolute joke when they’re calling Dua Lipa, the embodiment of feminine, a man.
Me after coming back to tumblr for the 40th time
my scrub daddy just bit me
“It growled at me”
YES MA’AM!