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The Strange life of a 30-something

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Current librarian. Former history teacher. (Forever teacher at heart.) Runner. Trekkie. Martial Artist. I post entirely too much about my personal life.
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kedreeva

Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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scarefox

it’s in the gravity falls directors commentaries, and I trust his take

thank him while he’s busting his ass for you and you sit there complaining goddamnit

Well you shouldn't, you should watch it for yourself before disparaging it because she literally does thank the wizard in the end.

The ONLY reason the wizard is traveling with the unicorn in the first place is because they escaped a witch together, and she asked what he wanted as a thank you for saving her and he requested to travel with her. She says she wishes he had asked for something else, but she lets him go with her. She literally thanks him the way he asked to be thanked.

And when the red bull is chasing her down, he turns her into a human (in the book, she was HORRIFIED to find out another wizard had done this to another unicorn, and he did it to her later anyway). She doesn't want to be human. She didn't ask him to turn her into a human. She doesn't LIKE being a human, because it fundamentally changes who she is and she begins to lose her sense of self entirely because of it. All against her will. All of it without asking. And he acts the entire time as if he's really outdone himself on how awesome he is for doing it.

And STILL at the end, when she has returned to being a unicorn, she thanks him AGAIN for saving her, and tells him that she's still not who she was before, but she thanks him for that, too.

So whatever Alex Hirsch was watching wasn't the same movie as what was on the screen, if he's saying Amalthea didn't thank Schmendrick. And even if she hadn't, she's not human. Her people don't do anything the same as humans, including gratitude. It would show a real lack of understanding to judge an immortal, unfeeling creature by human standards, during the worst time of her very, very long life.

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Things I am grateful for rn:

This corned beef and Swiss sandwich I'm eating

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For our 1st anniversary, I got my husband a "year of movies" box, and we've been slowly working our way through it. Tonight's pick is Eternal Sunshine if the Spotless Mind. Now, I missed the boat on this one, but I know the gist of it. I have, however. Seen Garden State approximately 1,000 times. So I'm making this prediction based only on my own projections: Garden State was for Milennials who had never actually, seriously dated anyone, and Eternal Sunshine was for Milennials going through their first adult breakup.

I'll see if that theory holds, lol, but putting it here for now

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Bc I have nothing of substance to share today while I stare into the abyss of despair, please enjoy this photo of my cat, Chauncey, who has no concept of facism or world issues.

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man not to be a dinosaur but remember when you used to do like Election Parties where you'd watch key and peele skits on comedy central and have drinking games and eat snacks. don't get me wrong, the election was still Really Important To Your Real Human Life, but you could like. conceive of how bad the bad option was. like it was within the realm of comprehensible badness where the government still worked the same way and "there's always next election" wasn't, like, less than 100% certain. it was stressful!!! i'm not saying it didn't matter! but still you'd go out to a bar with your friends or host a thing like "party til they call it! hope for the best but drink for the worst!!" it seems literally impossible to believe right now but i swear election night was kinda fun.

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im-tom

I keep seeing people talking about the “Red Mirage” the idea that it only looks like Republicans are winning and it could still go either way.

I fucking hope so because my anxiety is spiking.

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vaspider

Yes. So here's what happens:

  1. Voting is reported by precinct.
  2. Smaller, more rural precincts finish counting first and report first. These tend to swing much heavier towards R than D.
  3. This makes it look like a state is fully and quickly "going red." This is the Red Mirage.
  4. Bigger, more urban districts take longer to count and may stay open to allow everyone in line to vote. (STAY IN LINE)
  5. As those urban districts, which swing much heavier D, start to report in, we see what the news calls The Blue Shift.
  6. In addition, some states don't allow counting of mail-in/absentee ballots to begin until election day.
  7. Those ballots tend to lean very heavily D.
  8. As those ballots come in, the Blue Shift gets more pronounced.
  9. That's what Trump was complaining about 4y ago about how "oh suddenly at 2 am all these votes out of nowhere." Those were absentee ballots being reported.
  10. Additionally, deep red states are most likely to be called very quickly after polls close. This is why it looks like Trump is way ahead in electoral college votes right now.
  11. The Blue Shift is no guarantee of how a state will eventually go, but don't freak out. This is gonna be a long night, and it may take several days before we know for sure how things will go.

All good and true information. Don't lose hope. Don't panic. It looks scary right now but polls only closed less than two hours ago in the first states. We have a long way to go.

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