Kieran Culkin as Roman Roy (02.07)
we used to have kieran culkin orgasming on our tvs
Succession + text posts (11/?)
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Tom Wambsgans + Textposts
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SUCCESSION | 3.05 Roman Roy + 😟
It turns out he loves it when I do the Daddy dance, but I guess that’s because he loves me.
A Favor
You’re on your period and needy. Roman takes advantage. (4k)
Tags - stepdaddy!roman, unprotected piv, period sex, free bleeding, nipple stim and titty play, dirty talk, creampie, blow jobs, fingering, daddy kink, aftercare that healed something in me, needy reader, typical Roman sexism, weird mix of roman being manipulative and dominant and condescending but tender and soft all at the same time,,,don’t give me that look. Fic Help - @endlessthxxghts and @ovaryacted thanks for your eyeballs! A/N - Let’s just indulge ourselves, okay? Let’s have daddy romey do a little bit of manipulating and teasing before fucking us while we’re bleeding our guts out.
Being the change I want to see in the world 🌎 I need a place to thirst over Roman and the other sluts in Succession, so I’m thinking of making a Discord server if others also need a safe space for debauchery. And I suppose it’ll also be for thoughtful discussion of this incredible show
So interact with this post if you’d wanna join pretty please bc right now it’s only me and one other person who’d participate 😭
Hot Date
Roman reminds you of who you belong to after your date.
Tags - stepdaddy!roman, stepcest, manipulation, toxicity, usual roman sexism, usual dubcon, jealousy, roman just has a lot of feelings, crossing some weird familial/romantic lines here, unsafe piv, lack of foreplay, rough sex, multiple cream pies, panties shoved down readers throat, inappropriate use of a vibrating phone. If the succession writers can go there then so can I. Fic Help - @beefrobeefcal @endlessthxxghts thank you for your eyeballs!! A/N - heddo! Fic inspired by this ask from @thesummerpetrichor 💜 Summer, thank you for this because this is my favorite part of stepdaddy so far! I hope this is feral enough for you 😌 love you love you!
Also, because all of you who read my Roman fics seem to be very on the same page as me, putting it out there that I’m open to writing more of your ideas/thots 🥰 make ‘em icky my friends
Important!! If anyone wants to join a succession thirst/discussion server, please lmk 💜 you can comment or message me or send an ask, I just wanna talk about this silly show and everyone with you all 💜🩵
Updated 11/03/24
You have a weird thing going on with your stepdad, Roman.
Because my Roman audience is so small, I have a taglist for him. If you leave me a kind/excited comment/rb/ask about my Roman writing I tag you on the next fic 🩷 you’re also welcome to send me a message/ask to join or leave it.
Check each fic for warnings/tags
- Boundaries - Your stepdad snoops through your diary and learns you’ve been fantasizing about him.
- Midnight Snack - Roman's the only one who can make you come.
- Hot Date - Roman reminds you who you belong to.
- A Favor - You’re needy and on your period. Roman takes advantage.
- Under the Table - Roman takes you to dinner. You eat pasta, he eats you.
Asks + more
- What would mom think?
- More about mom
- Is stepdaddy scared of hurting reader?
- Stepdaddy’s favorite position
more Roman fics in my main masterlist
Hi Bug!
I just thought I’d show up unannounced and uninvited to talk about QZ Roman Roy. I really like QZ Roman. He’s a real sonofabitch and he’s so nasty. I’m into it. I’m not proud of myself, Bug, but I’m not ashamed. I want him to catch me making qz hooch. Anyway, how do you think the rest of the Roy family fared during and after outbreak?
I’m right there with you, Bat. I don’t condone it, but I do understand it. We are who we are 😔 down bad for pitiful, off putting creeps.
Hmm. This has been on my mind all day. Let’s go through it.
Shiv
Shiv gets bitten. There’s really not much to the story, but this is what’s best for her. See, hatred has no place in the infected community. Everyone is united by a common goal and works together to spread the infection. There is no hierarchy, no competition, and in this space, Shiv can finally allow herself to trust others. She makes a really good clicker eventually.
Dinner and a Show
A corrupt FEDRA soldier catches you and Joel sneaking back into the QZ. He’ll look the other way, but you’re gonna make it worth his while. (4.8k)
Warnings - dubcon/noncon, smut, mean!joel, dark!joel, pervy!roman, mmf threesome, dirty talk, degradation, implied age gap, m/m blowjob, m/f blowjob, masturbation, nipple play, cunnilingus, daddy kink, edging/orgasm delay, unprotected piv, facial, come eating, creampie, coercion, knife play, guns, drugs/drug use, threats. Fic help - thank you @noxturnalpascal, @beefrobeefcal, and @endlessthxxghts for your help and eyeballs and for cheering me on! A/N - I don’t know what came over me, but I think this is my favorite thing i've ever written. please enjoy with me
Super quickly: Joel readers who aren’t familiar with Roman - you don’t need to know a thing about Succession for this story. Roman’s a creep and that’s about it.
And for my Roman readers who aren’t familiar with Joel/TLOU, Joel’s a smuggler, they’re in the Boston Quarantine Zone (safe area from the infected) and Roman works for FEDRA, the corrupt military authority that controls these QZ’s after the outbreak.
Indecent
Roman manspreads in the hot tub. (1.3k)
Tags - smut, hot tubs, manspreading, pussy job, masturbation, nipple play, come eating Fic help - @beefrobeefcal thank you for your eyes! A/N - another one for @toxicanonymity’s Manspreading Olympics, this time with Roman 😻
@beefrobeefcal gets more brownie points for being my spark of inspiration with her fic ‘Ezra Goes to Church’. Thank you Kiki! I love you so much 🩷