jason coming back to gotham and realizing like... a lot of things are named after him. in his memory. i wonder how that feels. and he’s like ok there’s a library, and a community centre, and a hospital wing, but that has to be it, right? but nope there’s a lot more!! because a lot of gotham got rebuilt after the earthquake with help from wayne enterprises lmao

jason becoming annoyed every time he walks by the park that has a big sign for the jason todd memorial duck pond 😤

#jason buying groceries and getting asked if he'd like to round up to donate to the jason todd memorial childrens fund (@bluebeauregard)

peak Lois Lane & Clark Kent dynamic imo is Clark just being absolutely convinced that he is the reacher and Lois is the settler. periodically early in their relationship he'll get all 'aw man Lois is so cool & smart and so beautiful... what could she possibly see in a guy like me... :(' and his friends have to be like 'clark... you are SUPERMAN'

he's just like '...oh yeah'

Robert Pattinson in interviews: Bruce Wayne is a slimy worm man. A stinky dirty bat. A mess. Emo. Greasy and gross. Seconds away from going feral and biting someone’s ear off.

Me, a Bruce Wayne fan: Yes, yes, this man gets it

Happy Birthday Tim

Dick is taking the picture

Green Lantern: hey does anyone have a bandaid?

Batman: only if you promise not to tell anyone

Green Lantern: .......sure?

Batman, opening up his utility belt: do you want a dinosaur bandaid or a spaceship bandaid

Green Lantern:

Green Lantern: spaceships please.

Batman: ok

This meme transcends language

As seen on reddit

this is almost certainly a post ive made before but when a character's grief is so strong it fully alters the form of the narrative itself... moby dick being so much longer than strictly necessary because ishmael's grief made him stall for time in the telling of the tragedy... harrow the ninth being in second person because harrow was so grief-stricken that she herself was not capable of making narrative sense of the events of the novel and so someone else had to do it.... do u know what i mean

ok WAIT. SO TRUE

there’s something very funny to me about the groups Tumblr decides to embrace. we chase off major celebrities and personalities and show open unmitigated hatred for the people running the place but we welcome the literal Occupational Safety and Health Administration with open arms.

and I know WHY this is the case but it’s still very funny. we truly cannot be marketed or advertised to because we will shun the corporation and burn the influencer at the stake but we go fucking nuts for workplace safety memes.

after seeing yet another huge post where young people rail against AO3 and older people have to explain that censorship is bad actually, I gotta say that as someone who reads a fuck ton of books a year, these younger people could really benefit from doing the same for a little perspective. fucked up content is not just a fanfic thing, and with books, you don't get any warnings! you just turn the page and gaze upon the most fucked up scene of your life! these people do not know how good they've got it tbh just filter tags my lieges

Birds of Prey + male fragility reviews (insp.)

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

i see so many dumb posts online but im being so nice and so brave about it

op’s username is literally mary Winchester but go off i guess

as a supernatural blog i see extra amounts of dumb posts as i see them from not only the general public, but from supernatural bloggers AND from every other person in my notifications that cannae comprehend that a supernatural blog can have funney jokes and thinks tht it makes THEM funny to be the nth person to tell me that

you know what? fair. i apologise. thank you for your service

us rn

Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters

That was record breaking speed.

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

He inside tho

He doesnt want to get wet

why is he floating, also

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business