Talked about it elsewhere, but I take your "Wade flirting with Logan and getting him flustered" and raise you, "Logan shamelessly and openly flirted with a taken woman he had known for all of five minutes. Once he realizes and accepts that he likes Wade, he's gonna be SO fucking forward and Wade freezes up because he didn't think he'd actually get this far"

He's gonna go all out on Wade because Wade and Vanessa have broken up and Wade doesn't have a split personality that makes him wanna destroy the world

Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie

She missed him...

the feeling when you can't call this bird to your hand that knows the depth of the river yet sings of it on land 😔

can't wait to see that

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Absolutely genuis

Every few minutes, someone honks. The woman behind the wheel shifts and lowers her sunglasses to glare at the circling cars in the rearview mirror. Vultures. Let them curse. She keeps her doors locked and her phone battery charged. Penelope has been waiting in the arrivals lot for far too long, and she refuses to give up her place for anyone.

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

Pro tips from original antifa.

Reblogging for reasons

Wowsers. Is everything cool?

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

Dungeons and Opossums

X-men '97 as text posts

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A manatee rescue that I follow responded to a call about a female manatee with two calves because one of her babies had been injured by a boat strike. The entire family was temporarily relocated from the wild into a wildlife rehab facility for the injured male calf to undergo treatment. While there, vets noted the female calf was significantly larger than the little injured male. They did genetic testing and determined that big sister calf actually wasn’t related to the other two manatees at all! She was in fact an orphan calf that the adult manatee had found and taken in to care for right alongside her own little one.

Wild to think this manatee calf was literally adopted and nobody would have ever known if it weren’t for random coincidence and human curiosity. Every animal that you cross paths with in life has a fascinating personal story that you’ll only ever catch a glimpse of (if you’re lucky).

Family photo 💕

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

4. Turn up the dynamite, let's MAKE it real

You ship Sam and Evan for the tenderness, I ship Sam and Evan because the idea of celebrity talk show host Sam Britain introducing her boyfriend Evan Kelmp to a bunch of British celebrities is so fucking funny to me. Evan Kelmp standing next to Sam on the red carpet and getting a microphone shoved in his face and saying something so unhinged that it overshadows the whole Emmys. Evan Kelmp charged with aggravated assault after being startled on date night by a papparazzo. Tabloid headlines reading "Sam Britain stands by her man after brutal attack on The Sun photographer." Do you see the vision.

"You want to take me to a Lakers afterparty and say 'this is my haunted white friend, Evan?'" took me out because it was just the Jammer take on this post.