Anonymous asked:
*yeets a hammer at Static’s face* Get wrecked!
[They step aside, the hammer flying past her head as he gives an unamused look]
"I,,,, really? My ask blog isn't even open and I still have to deal with these-?"
Anonymous asked:
I like you...
*gives static plush and runs away*
-aro/ace furry anon☆
"d'aw, it's just like me! Adorable!~ :D"
[they hug the plushie to their chest and wave at you as you leave]
THATS ME NOW THAT IM BETTER
"hurray!!!! :D"
SO SO GOOD I COULD SING
"wonderful! I'm glad you made such a quick recovery"
Good morning silly man >:3
"goood morning angel! How're you feeling?"
Oh then you’re never getting out of bed again, get locked in bed with me and my eepy cuddles
"ehehe I've got all the time in the world for cuddles :3"
There are special round threes, which include a whole lot of cuddles and kisses
"oh well I couldn't say no to that, now could I? X3"
Machine Monday round two MWAH (I am so normal about your oc im sorry ;-;)
"whA- i didnt know there were round twos!! Hdhshsg machine Monday fuckin rocks-"
(GRAH I just got home from a picnic sorry I'm late xP)