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This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

three types of people

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

same thing for those who decided to stop including physical disks with games and software, and for those who deleted media drives from computers, and those who deleted memory-card slots from phones, and so many more - especially those creeps who turned software you purchase into services you still have to buy but now also have to pay for forever

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

ohhhh my god

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

File under: I can't believe someone made you type that

every day roman aristocrats bang on my door and demand i cough up my mandated two denarii. every day they do this to me

Heavenly Ambiance by Amerianna (2011)

i’m “the petrol of sun of flowers” 

official linguistics post

also worth noting that “basil”, in french, is “basilic”. but basil can also be a person’s name. the french ingredients list says we put a dude named basil in there.

“Marmelada de papel” sounds like a lyric from the opening of “Sítio do Pica-pau Amarelo”

Ballet folclórico lgbttti Jalisco es diverso. Jalisco, Mexico.

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

SHŌGUN - Chapter Seven: A Stick of Time

Hiroyuki Sanada wins for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series for his role as Lord Yoshi Toranaga in Shōgun at the 76th Primetime Emmy Awards Bonus reaction from Takehiro Hira:

I always wanted to go home with you. Sadly, it won’t happen now. HERO 英雄 2002┃Dir. Zhang Yimou

it was an art request, but the person who requested it doesn't need it and I don't have the energy to redo it. so here it goes.