i tell lies on the internet

this has reduced me to tears

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

This is how academia used to work, but nobody leaves anymore.

Change.org

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

holy shit its franky friday

Plot twist: The reason nile crocodiles are appearing in florida is cus lord Sobek is pissed with florida’s failure to uphold ma’at with the shitty laws so the mf sent his children to destroy the ecosystem as punishment. Angered a chaos god so much that he’s trying to make the state inhabitable for everyone and completely destroy it.

Mall Goth Chopper

Honestly nobody is doing it like Trafalgar D. Water Law. He's German. He hates bread. He keeps to himself. He gravitates towards extroverts. He has a nasty reputation. He doesn't kill people during fights. His first appearance resembles Salad Fingers who smokes weed. He's weak to cute things and one of his best friends is a fluffy bear. His moniker is the Surgeon of Death because people thinks his power is creepy. He wants to become a doctor like his parents. He looks emo and edgy with his tattoos. The DEATH tattoo on his hand is the reminder he gave himself during childhood of what's at stake while treating patients, and the rest is to honor a loved one. He's stressed 24/7 like he's a workaholic. He spends all his time napping against his emotionally supportive bear and wandering to collect coins. He flips people off. He loves comics and geeks out amidst a battle. He's a smart strategist and he knows it. He has never talked down on anyone. He comes off as sadistic and dangerous. He never betrays his ally and gets bullied constantly by the crew of said ally. He wears tragedy like high fashion. At the lowest point in his life he finds out that he has always been loved and never been alone.

roronoa zoro #brbchasingdreams