Wade: *slamming back a redbull he hid in his bag*
Altea, smelling the drink: "Oh dear god, I'm sleeping at my niece's for the night."
Logan: "It can't be that much worse than normal right."
Altea, already packing her shit: "Famous last words."
Logan: "Truly, how bad can it be."
The fact that Logan is older than Altea pops up in my head like 5 times each day.
Would Altea call him 'gramps' or 'old man'? Would she tell him to 'get his old ass out of the way' while hitting his knees with her cane? Would she say "old people first" to him when they leave the house.
Would they talk about the older days while Wade is just '???' Or when Wade is doing his Wade things, would they sigh simultaneously while muttering "young people" under their breath?
Would Wade make retirement home jokes until Logan stabs him? Would Wade buy a 'home for the elderly' sign for outside the house.
Would Wade slap Logan's ass like he slaps the roof on a car while saying, "This baby runs on fossil fuel, bad for the environment, but damn do I not mind getting hotter near him!" And then run for his life and later return home with a few less limbs but with a 'worth it' smile on his face?
Would Al sarcastically say "okay dad" when Logan tells her to be careful?
I have so many thoughts on this😩
