stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!

We gotta team up to fight the true enemy:

You know who he’s looking at.

spiderman: hi, I’m peter parker :D

every avenger over the age of 30

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

As someone failing science, I need this pigeon to work.

One thing I enjoy about “opposites attract” kind of lovers is when the two are superficially different but share the same morals/values under it all, but the process of discovering that is a slow one and hampered by the fact that they have to learn each other’s language, so to speak. They both have very different ways of communicating and showing trust and affection, so like the angsty brooding character is suspicious of the bubbly character’s care because they believe it’s insincere, while the bubbly character doesn’t notice the angsty one’s subtle but significant gestures and instead takes their cold demeanour at face value. Then slowly, slowly on their journey together they learn how the other one speaks, and copy each other’s mannerisms, etc, and come to understand their values and how they really feel, like all this is a mouthful to explain but that is *chef kisses fingers* my fucking jam babey

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

carol danvers, turning to dust: um what the fuck do you think youre doing

dust particles, turning back into her hand: sorry ma’am, our mistake

carol danvers: yeah that’s what i fucking thought

Due to personal reasons I’ll be

Oh my god

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

you don’t have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

Reading this gave me both nostalgia and fight-or-flight response.

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.