❝ Why is it when ever the two of us get together, at least one of us ends up in handcuffs?❞ Peggy hissed, as she tested the strength of said cuffs.
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“Sorry I’m late, I had things to attend to. So what did I miss?”
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“Would you shut and listen to what I’m trying to tell you!” Peggy hissed, her eyes watering.
“I’m not saying I don’t want children one day, in fact I would love to have a child of my own. What I’m trying to say is I can’t. I am physically incapable of carrying a child.”
“I really don’t think you should do that.”
"So sorry I've been away, personal matters, I'm sure you understand. Now what have missed?”
“What are you meant to do when you wake from one nightmare, only to continue to live another?”
“What do you mean we’re out of tea?”
“For crying out loud you’re a grown man, eat your god damn broccoli before a force feed it to you.”
"I still don't understand why you have to borrow my dress to do this. You'll stretch it out."
"Are you capable of saying anything that isn't a complete and utter bullshit?! Or would that asking for too much?"
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"In my defense, I did say if he touched me again I would break his arm."
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"I've only 'ad like one or eight drinks. I'm fine."
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"The amount of pure idiocy coming out of your mouth right now is giving me a migraine."
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"But what if we boycott Christmas so I don't have to shop for presents, because I think thats a great idea."
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"I'm sorry, could you explain to me again why I cant list crushing the frail male ego under hobbies on my resume?"
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"I'm cold, my head hurts, and I kind of want to punch something."
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"God! Why is it so hard for you to admit you're in love?!"