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You saved the world. We mucked it up

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Former Operations Supervisor to the Strategic Scientific Reserve, Officer in the British Secret Intelligence, and Co-Founder of Shield. Agent Carter at your service.
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Anonymous asked:

Has you ever used your chest to please a lover?

“That’s a bit personal don’t you think!” Peggy hissed as she crossed her arms over her chest in attempt to feel less exposed. 

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Plus side of shipping with me: i will always be here to scream ideas and headcanons at and i will be screaming more along with you.
Downside of shipping with me: you will eventually come to the conclusion that i am satan.
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how come goyim will make 30k note posts about why not to use antisemitic memes but ignore the SEVERAL hate crimes that have been committed since chanukah started

non jewish people are encouraged to reblog

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Hey, Hey, L I S T E N

here, on this blog, you do not need permission to slip into my asks. just do it. even if we haven’t interacted before. even if you’ve sent 10 already. send me more. i love getting asks (in character or out of character) and yeah, i’m slow as fuck, but i promise you i will get to them. have at it, fill my inbox with memes or impromptu starters or just tell me how your day is going. it really doesn’t matter. just go ahead and do it. i promise, i don’t get annoyed seeing the same people in my inbox, actually it makes me happy because yAY MORE INTERACTIONS. so just do it.

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“That… that might work?” Carter furrowed her brow slightly, looking sheepish. “At least for- for containing it. I- I don’t know if poking it with a broom would actually do anything.” She paused. Shooting it sounded extreme, but… “Um- shooting it might be a better option.” 

“In that case, I’d recommend taking few steps back.” Peggy reached for her handbag, pulling out a small pistol she kept in the hidden compartment. “And maybe cover your ears.” She paused as she took aim. 

“Actually if you just want to step out for a moment, that is an option...” Peggy trailed off, not sure how Carter would react to gunshots.  

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ironxkid

“So, um- hypothetically, speaking, but if you attached a, um- a fan to a roomba and taped knives to the- the fan blades, and turned the roomba on… What would you do to turn it off?”

"May I suggest cornering with it pillows or the like and using a broom to poke at it? Worst comes to worst, I could always try shooting it; I find that seems to 'turn off' most things."

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hunger games based sentence starters

  • “ what do you think the arena might be this year? ”
  • “I scored a(n) [INSERT NUMBER BETWEEN 0 AND 12]. ”
  • “ teaming up with the careers? great! I’ll arrange your damn funeral. ”
  • “ is that parachute for you? ”
  • “ i’m so thirsty/hungry… ”
  • “ MUTTS! ”
  • “ do those birds look familiar to you? ”
  • “ don’t. move. a muscle. ”
  • “ how many tributes have you killed? ”
  • “ i’m out of arrows/darts! ”
  • “ you know… there’s rumours of an uprising in some of the districts. ”
  • “ are you out of your mind?! keep that stuff to yourself! they’ll have you shot if you win this thing. ”
  • “ did you bring in a token from home? ”
  • “ you have any family? ”
  • “ all those victors. you don’t think about being one, you just think about… the odds. ”
  • “ i miss the food. ”
  • “ what did they make you wear for the parade/interview? ”
  • “ i’m not sorry. there can only be one winner! ”
  • “ why the hell did you save me?! ”
  • “ why’d i save you? beats me; maybe you’re growing on me. ”
  • “ i could’ve swore i heard a parachute… ”
  • “ where are they? where’d they go?! ”
  • “ i’m not here to save you. ”
  • “ did you get anything from them? from the sponsors? ”
  • “ let’s set up camp here. we can hunt for food in the morning, but not now. it’s too dark. ”
  • “ I’m… I’m dying… Aren’t I? ”
  • “ no, no, no, you’re fine, you’ll be fine. ”
  • “ WAKE UP! wake up, you selfish ass! don’t you dare leave me here alone! KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME! ”
  • “ you got someone back home? a beau, as good ol’ flickerman would say? ”
  • “ you can’t leave me up here! DAMN YOU! get your ass over here and let me down! ”
  • “ let’s make a pact. don’t let them kill me. you hear? don’t let the careers do it. you gotta promise me you’ll do it if it comes to that. and make it quick. ”
  • “ why volunteer like that? you don’t seem the type to have a death wish. ”
  • “ my mother thinks you’ll win. ”
  • “ stop talking about winning. we both know we’re not walking out of this alive. ”
  • “ think about your district. tell me about your district. ”
  • “ don’t move! there’s a trackerjacker nest above you! ”
  • “ get off of me! some ally you turned out to be, traitor! ”
  • “ you’re my ticket to the top. don’t worry. you’ll be dead once I find your partner. ”
  • “ i can’t kill you! ”
  • “ win for both of us! ”
  • “ my mentor is probably too high or too drunk to give a shit about my survival. ”
  • “ my escort wants me to get tattoos on my butt if I survive. I… I really don’t know if I have it in me to survive if that’s what’s waiting for me. ”
  • “ it’s gonna be okay. you’ll win, I know it. and one day you’ll tell your kids and your grandkids about me. right? that’s reward enough. tell ‘em about the one who almost won your heart. ”
  • “ no. I’ll tell them about the one who already won it. ”
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antcgoniist

ok but give me a plot where muse a is a big bad mob leader or gang leader or drug dealer or smthn like that and muse b is their significant other who wouldn’t even know how to hurt a fly and muse b is also the only person who can calm muse a down when they’re in a rage also muse a has to teach muse b how to defend themselves in case something were to ever happen to them

BONUS: what if muse a takes muse b out to dinner or smthn one night and someone tries to hurt muse b in order to hurt muse a and muse a ends up shooting someone and it’s the first time that muse b has seen that happen
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