this is probably the most blasphemous thing I've said,,,which is a lot considering the blog I run but......

Is MC.....Jesus coded???

NO HEAR ME OUT!

• MC initially, and for most of OM, had 12 friends

• One of said friends betrayed them

• Killed and was resurrected

• Known for being kind and more or less leading the way/paving the path for a more peaceful and accepting future

• Related to a divine being, and because or this they are able to perform miracles/magic

• Just by meeting people and talking with them, they are able to get said people turned towards their views and ideology

• The whole Lamb thing

But also inverted because MC's also referred to as a "wolf in sheep's clothing" and is also shown to be a cheeky, chaotic dickhead who has no problem making threats and trying to set people and things on fire, and basically sacrificing the entirety of humanity to save their family

The contrast makes the similarities all the more interesting and intriguing I think,

Love them

"Hey, have we considered whether violence is actually the answer"

MC has so much game it's unreal. I'm turning red

Also this is the second time MC brought up the fact that they found Mammon's eyes beautiful. They're just completely enormoured with this man and that's very valid of them

Okay hear me out:

I rarely do proper headcanons with 0 canon foundation but

HEAR ME OUT:

MC & Mammon play rock paper scissors whenever they have to take care of something they really don't wanna do but one of them really needs to do it

Lucifer's guilt complex is making him spiral and someone needs to talk him down? Rock-Paper-Scissors

Satan blew up the right side of the house and someone needs to deal with that? Rock-Paper-Scissors

Someone needs to carry a message to Mephisto from Lucifer and they both know it's going to become a back-and-forth pissing contest? Rock-Paper-Scissors

BUT MC always wins. No matter what Mammon chooses or how random he makes his choice - they always win

Mammon still hasn't realised that by making it a game of chance, a bet, a gamble he has guaranteed that MC will always win because y'know the actual fucking personification of games of chance, bets, gambling has given them his favour

MC 100% knows what's happening

Y'know after 3 times where they were not only unphased about getting eaten but also encouraging of it, you gotta start wondering;

is this a kink?

Mammon is the only one who got dialogue like this during this particular part of the event and it's making me crazy. MC has the BIGGEST fucking bias

And this has happened before too, eg:

In an UR memory card with two other characters Mammon's the only one who gets a romantic option

MC is a Mammon Simp first and a person second, and they want everyone to know it

This is literally what happened to mc. The longer they stayed with the family, the more comfortable they became, the more obvious it became that they too were an indispensable & beloved part of the family, the stranger and more feral they became

I feel like this instantly tells what they prefer😭

"fan of" vs "love" seriously???

though not surprising when they have such a non-reaction to the fact that the brothers used to eat humans💀

I find it really funny that Mammon is genuinely one of the kindest demons,

• He rarely loses his temper

• He was picked to look after a human because of this and so he's the only brother that never attacks or genuinely threatens MC

• He adopts some random 9yr old orphaned human, is determined to pay for all her needs until she's an adult, and lets himself be extorted by the witches just so they continue to look after her

• He forgives any slight against him if the person who wronged him says sorry

• He has put Luke's happiness & safety over money multiple times

• His whole reason for Falling was just so he could follow Lucifer & continue supporting him while he was suffering

• He gave a birthday present he received to a random demon who tried to hurt him because he figured that demon needed something to make him happy

• Even though Raphael doesn't see the good in him, he still wanted to help Raphael see the beauty of the Devildom

• He was worried about Simeon and ready to fight Michael on Simeon's behalf

• He tries to give up a prize he would have won for Asmo

• The thing that makes him initially reach out to MC in Nightbringer is seeing them being nice to Levi

• Levi describes him as a "jerk with a heart of gold"

• Levi says Mammon makes friends easily and isn't selfish

• He cares deeply about consent

• MC says he's "innocent & genuine"

• MC says Mammon has "always been kind" and the others don't disagree

• He says that angels, demons & humans are all people and shouldn't be treated differently because of what they are

• He gets upset because of the way Cinderella's family treats her because he thinks family should love each other, and it doesn't matter if they are blood related or not

• He cries during nature documentaries

• He's the one that takes the first step to make things normal with Belphie again after what happened in Lesson 16 despite the fact that he was the one who was most outwardly affected by MC's death and was mocked for it by Belphie

BUT

The only thing stopping him from doing a complete 180° and becoming a villain is that MC has decided to use their considerable power for chaotic neutral level hijinks and not chaotic evil level destruction

Things general MC canonically likes:

• Chaos

• Horror

• Monstrous Food

I'm sorry but there's no way this idiot would ever be able to happily live in the Celestial Realm. You'd be taking the enrichment out of their enclosure. They'd get a shovel and start trying to dig themself back into The Devildom.

He's such a dick but in his own way he's reaching out to them but then he turns around and is a dick to their family and treats then like they're lesser than him just because of his status. But in his clumsy, clunky way he is trying

Disaster of a man. Compelling though

(OM!) MC

- Voted most likely to get kidnapped by a serial killer and then have said serial killer develop stockholm syndrome

Yeah we all knew but it doesn't make this any less funny because okay like

1.) Creatures that are millions of years old need a babysitter who's just a few decades old because that's one of the only ways to stop them from burning down whatever setting they're at

2.) MC's just as much of a troublemaker as the others & even more likely to burn shit down considering they've threatened or actually followed through on arson at least FOUR times in canon. They frequently go against Lucifer, sometimes for no other reason than to piss him off and not only are they okay with Mammon's schemes, they're usually backing him up. But even after all that they're still the best option to be in charge because the others just SUCK. If it's MC vs the brothers, MC's the lesser of the two evils. At least MC can be trusted to do everything in their power to keep the others alive at the end of the day.

My man is just so out of options😭

They're so cute🥺

god he's so casually insane

Have I mentioned how much I love MC??? Specially when they're being:

a.) fucking insane

b.) just straight up a dick