Can't believe their superhero personas are married
Ring Exchange✨️
Can't believe their superhero personas are married
Ring Exchange✨️
Just realised
Diavolo doesn't even particularly like apples but he still planted a whole fucking apple orchard in his backyard because Lucifer does
Belphie & Satan tried to make the Anti-Lucifer League into an official club at RAD except they named it the Fuck Lucifer Club and Diavolo showed up so they joined the astronomy & literature clubs instead
Andkdm noo do none of you remember what happened last time you let Diavolo make an ice sculpture?????? You're just gonna end up with another weirdly realistic ice sculpture of Lucifer
y'don't say
Lucifer's proposing being stuck with only Diavolo for a long but unknown period of time and Mephisto just cuts in?????? Imagine Diavolo having to put up with their bitchfest for centuries😭
Look at Lucifer's face😭
He went from -> 😠 (ready and determined to sacrifice his whole life to save the devildom and stay by Diavolo's side) to every single frame since Mephisto joined being -> 😔 (good grief mephisto's talking)
Girl don't drag MC into this bullshit. they don't like mephisto enough to stop lucifer from killing him
When did we veer from Christmas Special to Tragic Gay Drama™
Imagine if your chronically single ass gets kidnapped and the first thing the ringleader of it all does is start talking about how incredibly beautiful his boyfriend is
him introducing his scowly-ass mean boyfriend: isn't he beautiful
me: S H O O T. M E.
Trembling like a little wet idiot again because BECAUSE
Eve was tempted to take a bite from the apple. The Original Sin! It separated her and Adam from God. They were banished from Eden, they had to leave God's Safe Garden, and, for better or for worse, had to venture out into the broader outside world
Diavolo planted a fucking apple orchard for Lucifer while Lucifer was still an angel, just because Lucifer offhandedly mentioned liking apples. It was a gesture that was probably one of the stepping stones towards their budding friendship and towards Lucifer questioning the celestial realm and his father, towards Lucifer's growing anger. One of the many* contributing factors towards Lucifer starting a war against the Celestial Realm that would eventually get him and his brothers banished, that would force them to leave their Father's Safe Realm, and, for better or for worse, venture out into the broader outside world. That would cast them into officially becoming Sins.
And Nightbringer has so much apple symbolism relating to Lucifer, that it's on the fucking title screen itself** and up until the present moment Lucifer's favourite food is Poison Apples (it's not even on the nose anymore, it's just straight up a punch to the face)
Diavolo may not have meant for it to be as such, Diavolo 100% only did it because he was starry eyed over Lucifer from day 1, but at the end of the day a Temptation is a Temptation and he held out the Apple and Lucifer took a bite
*the main reason was obviously Lilith, which y'know you could kinda lowkey parallel with some of the stories about og! Lilith's part in the whole apple/eden thing
**and it's explicitly stated that the type of apples Diavolo grows are a deep, vibrant red as opposed to Celestial Realm apples which are all gold & shining:
I'm sorry I'm still not over it but planting apple trees for someone is so stupidly romantic and tender what the fuck am I supposed to do witj this information
Diavolo planted apple trees because he wanted to share Devildom apples with (angel) Lucifer
Lucifer's favourite snack is a type of Devildom apple
They're lucky this is a game. If this was a tv show they'd have immediately gotten a horrific divorce despite never being an official couple and lucifer would have gone back to the celestial realm
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So.......so he made him breakfast in bed??????
This isn't a prank??? This is just husband behaviour?
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