My OM! Fics & Posts

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@nobody-random thank you for finding the niche where my two interests overlap🐸

Some random demons: *gushing about how stoic and cool Lucifer is. how he must be a sadistic Dom. ~Daddy™~*

MC, a known eavesdropper, who lives with the guy; staring off into the distance:

Not Lucifer being so much of a control freak that even fucking Jason Voorhees is done with his shit💀

Outta everything I expected from S2 of OM's anime Mammon apparently making friends with Jason Voorhees isn't one of them.... just them sitting next to each other, Mammon stopping to direct his "let's get outta here" at Jason, Jason waving at him as he leaves.

I need Mammon to tell MC about his human friend Jason and MC to fucking lose their mind when they finally meet

Mammon, a day later, watching Lucifer micromanage the shit outta the empty camping grounds: Y'know sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision leavin' Michael

MC, side-eyeing him with the most smug look: You don't mean that

Mammon, with the most tired sigh known to man, demon or angel: I don't mean that

MC, a shithead: You ~love~ Lucifer

Mammon, turning to snap at them: Oi don't push it!

Both turning back to look at Lucifer, after holding eye contact for a long moment(mammon, grumpy & pouting; mc, still smug)

Mammon: You're our secret weapon

MC, head tilted, watching Lucifer crouch on the ground and pick at something with a pair of tweezers: And if he doesn't listen to me?

Mammon, shrugging: We call in our secret secret weapon

MC: Lord Diavolo?

Mammon: Lord Diavolo.

MC, watching Lucifer perform his lil' campfire song: Think Diavolo will still be into-

Mammon, cutting them off: Yeah.

MC: Yeah...

Mammon, fondly, as Lucifer does a twirl - chainsaw lifted above his head: He's such a fuckin' freak

MC, just as fondly: Yeah

Mammon, pulling out his phone as it buzzes, reading the message & pushing off the tree he was leaning on, walking towards Lucifer: Right, we gotta get him. Jason says Lucifer's scarin' off all the other campers an' making his job a helluva lot harder

MC, staring at Mammon as they talk and move to follow him: Oh, is Jason the park rang-

MC, eyes catching on the treeline at the edge of the clearing, making direct eye contact with JASON FUCKING VOORHEES:

Akzkzusisj im so sorry i just saw it, i'm cleaning out my inbox. It's absolutely packed and yeah. I'm sorry this answer is practically useless now but I just wanted to let you know I saw it and to apologise for not answering in time

S2 was definitely not a rumour as we all know now and ep 1 was amazing -> here I am screaming about it

sorry again

Shut up shut up shut up season 2 episode 1 of the obey me! anime has killed me. Left me for dead on the streets

For one, it fully encapsulates my post about Mammon being both the smartest and stupidest person in the room. Man was dumb enough to not realise he'd being turned back into a human form but smart enough to make an insane profit off his brothers' emotions. I love him.

He's also such a good example of street smarts vs book smarts and how the standard school system doesn't fit and/or benefit all its students - he really did get a 6 on a standardised school test and become a multimillionaire (multibillionaire?) through his own ingenuity in the same episode. I am shaking. Add that to how S1 Ep1 showed one of the reasons he was failing school was because he lost focus/got distracted from studying in one minute flat. I am shaking.

AND he finally achieved all his dreams - became fucking rich - insanely fucking rich - got a goddamned palace and was still, at the end of the day, upset because MC wasn't there. (dead on the streets)

Don't even get me started on the implications behind the origin of Miss 'Em because because

it's driving me insane. Miss 'Em's whole being is a symbol of love and listen to me

The name itself being created by:

What you're currently feeling about the person you love (Miss)

Their pronouns but the way it'd sound when said with your accent ('Em)

And sure he capitalised on it and mass produced it (as he should because he's still Greed) but original Miss 'Em was handmade and yellow because that's Mammon's colour and had a name that fully referenced MC and if that wasn't a symbol of just Love (capital L) I don't know what is.

And it's this creature created out of Love that took the world(s) by storm, that went on to become a beloved character to all beings of all ages. I am not okay.

Definitely do not get me started on how this beloved character is not only based off someone who uses they/them pronouns but is named after said pronouns (said in Mammon's accent aka said with fucking love)

Because - because - IMAGINE if this happened in real life. Imagine living in this world where being nonbinary and/or using they/them pronouns is still not accepted everywhere (is in some places even worse than simply "not accepted") and this adorable goofy little toy takes the world by storm and there are shows and movies about it and everyone has one and then you find out the creator made them because he loved and missed his partner too much - that the toy's name (insanely popular now, on movie posters and billboards everywhere) came from the fact that the creator's partner uses they/them pronouns??? That the toy's name itself was just a sneaky way for the creator to say "I miss them". I would go fucking feral. This is what little teenage me would have needed. This is what current me who's still scared to use they/them pronouns in public needs. It wouldn't solve everything but GOD would I feel proud and vindicated and a little less scared. I am going to cry. FUCK.