Lemon Throwing Bitches

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

scream-laughed so loud my cat jumped up from cuddling and my neighbor's dog started barking

ITS REAL ABAHSJSNSJJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Gaza triumphs over genocide. Long live the resistance. Long live the steadfast arms of our people."

glory to the resistance!

also acquired today two anatomically correct heart rings that fit into one another

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

the artist is Sarah Ritchie!

if you’re a fan of insects, slip trailing or skeletons, definitely check out her instagram

@onenicebugperday

i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>

my favorite part of this is the dichotomy of queerness as understood by certain cultures in the comments at the end; i.e., “it’s all women so it’s definitely pure and not gross and sexual!” right next to “FUCK IM SO GAY FOR THIS”

The York ring discovered in 2009

Sapphire jewelry was rare in medieval England. Sapphires were reserved for royalty, upper nobility or high-ranking clergy and were said to hold magical protective powers, especially against poison.

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

all of us rn

yang zi for robert wun

#you started blogging when I was 2

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