it's gettin kinda hockey

bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

i'm sorry that's my fault i was walking along that stretch earlier and accidentally tripped and tangled them up and i couldn't get them untangled and i thought no one would notice i'm so sorry

Captain on the odyssey during gay week: you MUST throuple up. For the health of this ship

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

You often see people bailing water out of a sinking boat make the rookie mistake of throwing the water back into the sea. That's no good, that water's just going to come right back in again through the hole in your boat and all your hard work will be undone. You need to find somewhere else to put the water.

I don’t really draw for fun anymore but I wanted to doodle one of my favourite Ethel photos

@mothercain thanks for your art

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

fem devil's minion dump p2, this time with some scenes from the 80s<3 (p1)

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"