CHARLIE DAY as Charlie Kelly

Fyodor Gorbatov

True crime podcast but you realize as you're listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

barbie 🩷

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

it's always sunny in philadelphia s11e08 / s16e04

You fucking killed him too. You’re the one who did it. You just— And you did. You drained the life out of him. You dragged this thing out for six fucking months, and then you bring us out here now. You couldn’t wait like a few days. You actually couldn’t do that for us. No idea, huh?

SUCCESSION — 4.05: Kill List.

Moonlight

Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her:

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

there's always time in the night to do fuck all

but watch out

You can no doubt tell just from looking at me that it’s not great. But, you know, Dad said it. So, it’s a message.

my kids will ask me what did Succession Season 4 Episode 3: Connor’s Wedding felt like and i’ll say not everything feels like something else.

i love you. i can’t forgive you.

coming and going