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It's all fun and games when we make silly memes and art about Spock loving Jim being chubby and squishy, but it is actually a vital point of Jim and Spock's relationship.

I think it's very important to note that Jim is all made of curves. He's soft and round. Despite being muscular, he's still naturally chubby and made of delicate lines. His hair are flowy and slightly curly, his eyes are round, he has that little smile that always arches his lips up. It exemplifies Jim's soft personality, the fact that he goes with the flow.

In striking contrast, Spock is made of all sharp shapes, straight lines and angles. From his leaner, sharper figure, to his sharp straight bangs, his pointy ears, his sharp eyes and brows. It exemplifies Spock's logical and straightforward mind.

I think this fact is genuinely vital to their character, and in the way they fit perfectly in each other's lives. Spock 100% craves the roundness of Jim. He craves that softness and lightness of Jim's lines, he loves the gentle flow of Jim's thoughts, he finds it comfortable to squishy that chubby body. On the other hand, Jim feels anchored and secured by the sharpness of Spock's body, by the firmness of arms, and the straightness of his thoughts. They fit perfectly in each other's geometry.

This probably makes no sense, I don't know how to explain it, but in my mind it makes sense.

Bones don't put Jim on a diet we need him chubby

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Literally the only destiel proof I need is the scene where lucifer mimics how Cas speaks to Dean and it’s just an immediate switch into poor little meow meow vibes with the big puppy dog eyes

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In the recent past, women were told by society that they could have a fulfilling relationship or a career, but not both. There’s been a push to “have it all!” more recently, of course, but that’s not what this post is about. This post is about how James T. Kirk occupies the unique position of a male character who had to choose one or the other. There are few male characters other than him who are genuinely and unabashedly hopeless romantics who want to settle down but aren’t allowed to by the narrative. And if you view The Search for Spock as a romantic drama, then Kirk also kind of fulfills the typical female character trope of “learning that romantic love is actually more important than a career.”

As you can see, Captain James T. Kirk’s arc mirrors many female romance protagonists, and he is therefore, textually, wife material. In this essay, I will—

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I had to hear what all of his Sounds in this episode sound like when they're strung together without pause like a video game dialogue showcase and... I wasn't disappointed

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c3po

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

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coughloop

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

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gogglor

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

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spockslash

Winner of the Amok Time Reloaded vid competition at the Kirk/Spock convention KiScon 2017 in Los Angeles on September 15 2017.

I could take this video and my 2 favorite zines and be content on a desert island for the rest of my life.

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