i really need to stop saying ‘mood’ to literally everything. first it was ‘relatable’ then it was ‘same’ - i need to actually give thoughtful responses to someone instead of instantly relying on the word crutch of just throwing ‘mood’ out there as if it’s a replacement for thoughtful human interaction

Shane love himself some demons.

you: hey demons it’s me, ya boi

me, an intellectual: hey, you demon fuck

Ok I know that objectively speaking one direction has bad songs, even fucking terrible songs but listen to me… one direction has never had a bad song in their whole career… they produced bop after bop after bop

some blogs i follow: haha im getting really into this new topic lately so im gonna make a sideblog on it to keep my personal one organized and preserve the original content :^)

me, changing my url blog title and content to reflect my newest hyperfixation which has already shifted nine times from the subject matter 90% of my followers expected: what?

when yr constantly alternating between trying to mimic the “cool distant & aloof….” and the “friendly positive & lovable!!!” internet personas

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

someone: gives me constructive criticism

me: wow didn’t realize you wanted me dead lol

can we talk about this new trend in music where the singers aren’t enunciating their words and you can’t tell what the fuck they’re saying but it sounds so good anyway and you’re just singing along doing your best to match the lyrics phonetically 

i’m lookin at you alt-j, milky chance, fuckin glass animals (who is the only band that i got the lyrics right to the entire time i thought i was stupid af for hearing ‘right my little pooh bear’ and ‘peanut butter vibes’ but nope those are actual lyrics to an actual song that comes on the radio)