stevebuckybromance reblogged
rlyehs-deactivated20151123
@god why are spaghetti noodles so long? i try to spin some around my fork but i end up trapped in a möbius strip of pasta. there is an endless stream of noodle and the spaghetti mass never gets tightly-woven enough to fit in your mouth. every rotation only makes the task more daunting and hopeless. i am shackled to torment, like tantalus. caret initio et fine
